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   Tony to Tegger   
   Re: Somebody wants to buy my Website, be   
   30 May 12 15:08:38   
   
   From: Tony@TheDeli.Sandwich   
      
   I've got some pooped diapers for sale and maybe the Statue Of Liberty. Are you   
   the same Tegger from Dsl Reports?   
      
   Tegger wrote:   
      
   > I'm not joking. This guy in the UK says he wants to obtain a site in the   
   > "niche" my site covers, and one of the ones he's interested in is mine   
   > (tegger.com)   
   >   
   > He's said he needs some traffic information before he can offer me a price,   
   > so I've sent him a bunch of reports from my provider on things like   
   > Pageviews, Hits, etc. Apparently what I've sent isn't quite enough, since   
   > it lacks Uniques (unavailable, apparently), and some other things.   
   >   
   > The guy has asked me to put Google Analytics on the top 20 pages so he can   
   > do some more in-depth tracking. I sent him the relevant HTML files, and   
   > when he sends back the altered versions, I'm to replace my originals with   
   > his. After that, he'll know whether or not he for sure wants to buy the   
   > site, and how much he'd offer for it.   
   >   
   > At this point, no money has changed hands, I still have ownership, and my   
   > files are unaltered.   
   >   
   > Does this whole thing sound legitimate, or am I setting myself up for some   
   > kind of scam?   
   >   
   > --   
   > Tegger   
      
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   The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG   
      
   Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city   
      
   Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know proper   
   manners   
      
   Very few. I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but got fired the first day on   
   the job for potty mouth,   
      
   Bur-ring, i'll get this one: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM JERK!!? We're here to help you   
   dickweed, ok, ok give the power cord the jiggily piggily wiggily all the while   
   pushing the power button repeatedly now take everything out of your computer   
   except the power supply and *one* stick of ram. Ok get the next sucker on the   
   phone.   
      
   Deirdre Straughan (Roxio) is a LIAR (Deirdre McFibber)   
      
   There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the FROGEE, which one   
   are you?   
      
   Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!   
      
   El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar (I just got EL-FROG-OED!!)   
      
   I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three*   
   fulltime jobs to afford either one of them   
      
   I'm a fulltime text *only* man on usenet now. The rest of the world downloads   
   the binary files not me i can't afford thousands of dollars a month   
      
   VBB = Volume based billing. How many bytes can we shove down your throat and   
   out your arse sir?   
      
   UBB = User based bullFROGGING   
      
   Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man   
      
   Always do incremental backups of your data or you'll end up like the A-Holes at   
   DSL Reports. Justin says i made a boo-boo. Yeah boo-who.   
      
   Updates are for idiots. As long as the thing works there's no reason to turn   
   schizophrenic and develop a lifelong complex over such a silly issue.   
      
   Adrian "jackpot" Lewis is a mama's boy!   
      
   Jimmy Fricke is good for the game of poker   
      
   Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions beyond   
   the realm of understandability   
      
   Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday   
      
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