From: Tony@TheDeli.Sandwich   
      
   All hail Chukcar LaCZAR!! ChuckcarCZAR!!   
      
   Geoffrey Welsh wrote:   
      
   > "Tegger"  wrote:   
   > > Does this whole thing sound legitimate, or am I setting myself up for some   
   > > kind of scam?   
   >   
   > It might be legit.  (He may make you a lowball offer, but that's still   
   > "legit.")  Just be careful about making sure that the _payment_ is legit*   
   > before you hand over control of anything.  Run, don't walk, away if he sends   
   > you a cheque - certified or not - for an amount higher than the agreed price   
   > and asks you to send the overpayment anywhere.   
   >   
   > * Please note that certified cheques, especially from foreign countries, can   
   > be found to be forged long after the bank has released the funds to you and   
   > the bank will claw the money back from you.   
      
   --   
   The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG   
      
   Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city   
      
   Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know proper   
   manners   
      
   Very few. I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but got fired the first day on   
   the job for potty mouth,   
      
   Bur-ring, i'll get this one: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM JERK!!? We're here to help you   
   dickweed, ok, ok give the power cord the jiggily piggily wiggily all the while   
   pushing the power button repeatedly now take everything out of your computer   
   except the power supply and *one* stick of ram. Ok get the next sucker on the   
   phone.   
      
   Deirdre Straughan (Roxio) is a LIAR (Deirdre McFibber)   
      
   There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the FROGEE, which one   
   are you?   
      
   Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!   
      
   El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar (I just got EL-FROG-OED!!)   
      
   All hail Chuckcar the CZAR!! Or in F-R-O-Gland Chuckcar laCZAR ChuckcarCZAR!!   
      
   I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three*   
   fulltime   
   jobs to afford either one of them   
      
   I'm a fulltime text *only* man on usenet now. The rest of the world downloads   
   the binary files not me i can't afford thousands of dollars a month   
      
   VBB = Volume based billing. How many bytes can we shove down your throat and   
   out   
   your arse sir?   
      
   The only "fix" for the CellPig modem is a sledgehammer.   
      
   UBB = User based bullFROGGING   
      
   Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man   
      
   Always do incremental backups of your data or you'll end up like the A-Holes at   
   DSL Reports. Justin says i made a boo-boo. Yeah boo-who.   
      
   Updates are for idiots. As long as the thing works there's no reason to turn   
   schizophrenic and develop a lifelong complex over such a silly issue.   
      
   Adrian "jackpot" Lewis is a mama's boy!   
      
   Jimmy Fricke is good for the game of poker   
      
   Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions beyond   
   the   
   realm of understandability   
      
   Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday   
      
   This sig file was compiled via my journeys through usenet   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)