From: Tony@TheDeli.Sandwich   
      
   I get the drop of these isp's a lot of insider information not just the   
   crap you read on dsl reports. From what i gather Eastlink soon will be   
   pulling an Acanac grabbing all your money and running with it.   
      
   Wilbur Eleven wrote:   
      
   > In article <505EA1BE.E0650516@TheDeli.Sandwich>,   
   >  Tony  wrote:   
   >   
   > > I asked around and they said Eastlink is shit.   
   >   
   > Thanks for taking the time with this, Tony, I appreciate your efforts   
   > and I know how well-connected you are. Based on your exhaustive report,   
   > I've given up on ever dealing with Eastlink.   
   >   
   > --   
   >   
   > Fine then, I'm drinking coffee and rolling cigarettes and looking   
   > out at the hot baked street and a lady just walked by wiggling it   
   > in tight white pants, and we are not dead yet.   
      
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   Very few. I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but got fired the first   
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   Bur-ring, i'll get this one: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM JERK!!? We're here to help   
   you dickweed, ok, ok give the power cord the jiggily piggily wiggily all   
   the while pushing the power button repeatedly now take everything out of   
   your computer except the power supply and *one* stick of ram. Ok get the   
   next sucker on the phone.   
      
   Deirdre Straughan (Roxio) is a LIAR (Deirdre McFibber)   
      
   There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the FROGEE, which   
   one are you?   
      
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   ChuckZar!!   
      
   I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three*   
   fulltime jobs to afford either one of them   
      
   I'm a fulltime text *only* man on usenet now. The rest of the world   
   downloads the binary files not me i can't afford thousands of dollars a   
   month   
      
   VBB = Volume based billing. How many bytes can we shove down your throat   
   and out your arse sir?   
      
   The only "fix" for the CellPig modem is a sledgehammer.   
      
   UBB = User based bullFROGGING   
      
   Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man   
      
   Always do incremental backups of your data or you'll end up like the   
   A-Holes at DSL Reports. Justin says i made a boo-boo. Yeah boo-who.   
      
   Updates are for idiots. As long as the thing works there's no reason to   
   turn   
   schizophrenic and develop a lifelong complex over such a silly issue.   
      
   Adrian "jackpot" Lewis is a mama's boy!   
      
   Jimmy Fricke is good for the game of poker   
      
   Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions   
   beyond the realm of understandability   
      
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