From: Tony@TheDeli.Sandwich   
      
   There are one or two liars who post from Ottawa on dsl reports that   
   swear nothing is wrong with their connection. Problem is they're posting   
   from the Ottawa mental asylum. All of Ottawa is fucked! It doesn't   
   matter what the fuck kind of internet you have there unless you're   
   getting satellite internet from America. The good thing in Ottawa is you   
   never have to worry about unsecured wireless internet. The internet is   
   so far fucked no one would even use a *free* signal. For all the   
   Ottawa-nkers who still can't figure it out go out and shovel the new   
   fallen snow as winter has just begun again this year. It should be over   
   by next May.   
      
   Usenet Account wrote:   
      
   > October 5, 2012   
   >   
   > Anyone else on the Rogers High Speed with high latency today?   
      
   --   
   The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG   
      
   Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city   
      
   Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know   
   proper manners   
      
   Very few. I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but got fired the first   
   day on the job for potty mouth,   
      
   Bur-ring, i'll get this one: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM JERK!!? We're here to   
   help you dickweed, ok, ok give the power cord the jiggily piggily   
   wiggily all the while pushing the power button repeatedly now take   
   everything out of your computer except the power supply and *one* stick   
   of ram. Ok get the next sucker on the phone.   
      
   Deirdre Straughan (Roxio) is a LIAR (Deirdre McFibber)   
      
   There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the FROGEE,   
   which one are you?   
      
   Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!   
      
   El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar (I just got EL-FROG-OED!!)   
      
   All hail Chuckcar the CZAR!! Or in F-R-O-Gland Chuckcar laFROG laCZAR,   
   ChuckZar!!   
      
   I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three*   
   fulltime jobs to afford either one of them   
      
   I'm a fulltime text *only* man on usenet now. The rest of the world   
   downloads the binary files not me i can't afford thousands of dollars a   
   month   
      
   VBB = Volume based billing. How many bytes can we shove down your throat   
   and out your arse sir?   
      
   The only "fix" for the CellPig modem is a sledgehammer.   
      
   UBB = User based bullFROGGING   
      
   Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man   
      
   Always do incremental backups of your data or you'll end up like the   
   A-Holes at DSL Reports. Justin says i made a boo-boo. Yeah boo-who.   
      
   Updates are for idiots. As long as the thing works there's no reason to   
   turn   
   schizophrenic and develop a lifelong complex over such a silly issue.   
      
   You don't have to be "stinkbottomed" to post on this newsgroup   
      
   Adrian "jackpot" Lewis is a mama's boy!   
      
   Jimmy Fricke is good for the game of poker   
      
   Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions   
   beyond the realm of understandability   
      
   Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday   
      
   This sig file was compiled via my journeys through usenet   
      
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