From: Tony@TheDeli.Sandwich   
      
   How's Alan Junior doing? Got bugs or tics and fleas on your computer?   
   Did someone run off with your dough? I'll give you some latency, see?   
      
   Alan wrote:   
      
   > "Usenet Account"  wrote in message   
   > news:k4nc32$h42$1@speranza.aioe.org...   
   > > On 05/10/2012 2:24 PM, Usenet Account wrote:   
   > >> October 5, 2012   
   > >>   
   > >> Anyone else on the Rogers High Speed with high latency today?   
   > >>   
   > >   
   > > Technician scheduled for sometime Tuesday!   
   >   
   > How did you get it so fast?   
   > 1st posting Date: Fri, 05 Oct 2012 14:24:53 -0400   
   > 2nd posting Date: Fri, 05 Oct 2012 15:23:09 -0400   
   >   
   > Meanwhile I've been trying to find where my AVG   
   > that I paid for, has gone. After teams of phone   
   > contacts I eventually got a Manager - an things   
   > are looking up!   
      
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   Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know   
   proper manners   
      
   Very few. I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but got fired the first   
   day on the job for potty mouth,   
      
   Bur-ring, i'll get this one: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM JERK!!? We're here to   
   help you dickweed, ok, ok give the power cord the jiggily piggily   
   wiggily all the while pushing the power button repeatedly now take   
   everything out of your computer except the power supply and *one* stick   
   of ram. Ok get the next sucker on the phone.   
      
   Deirdre Straughan (Roxio) is a LIAR (Deirdre McFibber)   
      
   There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the FROGEE,   
   which one are you?   
      
   Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!   
      
   El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar (I just got EL-FROG-OED!!)   
      
   All hail Chuckcar the CZAR!! Or in F-R-O-Gland Chuckcar laFROG laCZAR,   
   ChuckZar!!   
      
   I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three*   
   fulltime jobs to afford either one of them   
      
   I'm a fulltime text *only* man on usenet now. The rest of the world   
   downloads the binary files not me i can't afford thousands of dollars a   
   month   
      
   VBB = Volume based billing. How many bytes can we shove down your throat   
   and out your arse sir?   
      
   The only "fix" for the CellPig modem is a sledgehammer.   
      
   UBB = User based bullFROGGING   
      
   Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man   
      
   Always do incremental backups of your data or you'll end up like the   
   A-Holes at DSL Reports. Justin says i made a boo-boo. Yeah boo-who.   
      
   Updates are for idiots. As long as the thing works there's no reason to   
   turn   
   schizophrenic and develop a lifelong complex over such a silly issue.   
      
   You don't have to be "stinkbottomed" to post on this newsgroup   
      
   Adrian "jackpot" Lewis is a mama's boy!   
      
   Jimmy Fricke is good for the game of poker   
      
   Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions   
   beyond the realm of understandability   
      
   Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday   
      
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