From: Tony@TheDeli.Sandwich   
      
   You just wait until the ballad of the Tina goes mainstream and all the   
   offers come rolling in. I'll be big news as the première songwriter in   
   the world.   
      
   Stinkbottomed... do do do do do I'm so stinkbottomed do do do do do you   
   give me a diaper full do do do do do 'cause you're so wonderful do do do   
   do   
   do You put on a smile do do do do do as you unload a pile do do do do do   
   I   
   puts on the adult sized diapers do do do do do as Felcher and Tunja check   
      
   the windows for snipers do do do do do The   
   stench of my arse do do do do do means the population around me will be   
   sparse do do do do do if   
   i can be so brash do do do do do i think i've developed diaper rash do do   
   do   
      
   do do Yes i have a carp face do do do do do the only one in the human   
   race.   
   The Tuna says i'm getting tired of this song do do do do do why can't we   
   all   
   get along?   
      
      
      
   I'm Chuckcar aka Chuck Carlson the cockeyed pig farmer from Ottawa   
   (Autowa-nkerland) and i approve of this post!   
      
   Alan wrote:   
      
   > "Alan"  wrote in message   
   > news:P6Sdnd-2oMaa4gjNnZ2dnUVZ_rqdnZ2d@supernews.com...   
   > > Does anyone have any info on climatic   
   > > controls in a car? Today it was partially sunny and when the sun   
   > > broke through we I had to turn down the heater and open the   
   > > window a little but as other times we had to close the windows   
   > > and turn up the heat!   
   > >   
   > > Surely a computer sampling temperatures in and outside the   
   > > vehicle (and monitoring sunlight or lack of it) through a system of   
   > > sensors inside and outside the car would do the trick?   
   > > If this sort of system is not available to the masses, someone   
   > > should invent it - and make millions (grin).   
   >   
   > You guys in can.internet.highspeed except Tony (grin) seem to be   
   > intelligent. I know it's off topic, for which I apologise, but I   
   > haven't as yet been able to find a newsgroup where posting it   
   > was acceptable, or where subscribers were discussing how man   
   > reacts to day-to-day problems.   
      
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   The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG   
      
   Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city   
      
   Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know   
   proper manners   
      
   Very few. I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but got fired the first   
   day on the job for potty mouth,   
      
   Bur-ring, i'll get this one: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM JERK!!? We're here to   
   help you dickweed, ok, ok give the power cord the jiggily piggily wiggily   
   all the while pushing the power button repeatedly now take everything out   
   of your computer except the power supply and *one* stick of ram.   
   Subscriber asks will that fuckin' work? I guaranDAMtee it. Ok get the   
   next sucker on the phone.   
      
   Deirdre Straughan (Roxio) is a LIAR (Deirdre McFibber)   
      
   There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the FROGEE,   
   which one are you?   
      
   Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!   
      
   El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar (I just got EL-FROG-OED!!)   
      
   All hail Chuckcar the CZAR!! Or in F-R-O-Gland Chuckcar laFROG laCZAR,   
   ChuckZar!!   
      
   I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three*   
   fulltime jobs to afford either one of them   
      
   I'm a fulltime text *only* man on usenet now. The rest of the world   
   downloads the binary files not me i can't afford thousands of dollars a   
   month   
      
   VBB = Volume based billing. How many bytes can we shove down your throat   
   and out your arse sir?   
      
   The only "fix" for the CellPig modem is a sledgehammer.   
      
   UBB = User based bullFROGGING   
      
   Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man   
      
   Always do incremental backups of your data or you'll end up like the   
   A-Holes at DSL Reports. Justin says i made a boo-boo. Yeah boo-who.   
      
   Updates are for idiots. As long as the thing works there's no reason to   
   turn   
   schizophrenic and develop a lifelong complex over such a silly issue.   
      
   You don't have to be "stinkbottomed" to post on this newsgroup   
      
   Adrian "jackpot" Lewis is a mama's boy!   
      
   Jimmy Fricke is good for the game of poker   
      
   Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions   
   beyond the realm of understandability   
      
   Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday   
      
   This sig file was compiled via my journeys through usenet   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)