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   Message 26,409 of 27,972   
   Tony to Tony   
   Re: One for the Tuna   
   15 Nov 12 23:10:14   
   
   XPost: alt.dbs.echostar.hack, alt.dss.hack   
   From: Tony@TheDeli.Sandwich   
      
   Stinkbottomed... do do do do do I'm so stinkbottomed do do do do do you   
   give me a diaper full do do do do do 'cause you're so wonderful do do do do   
   do You put on a smile do do do do do as you unload a pile do do do do do I   
   puts on the adult sized diapers do do do do do as Felcher and Tunja check   
   the windows for snipers do do do do do I've a turd in my leotard do do do do   
      
   do the family name has been marred do do do do do The   
   stench of my arse do do do do do means the population around me will be   
   sparse do do do do do if   
   i can be so brash do do do do do i think i've developed diaper rash do do do   
      
   do do Yes i have a carp face do do do do do the only one in the human race.   
   As   
   time comes to pass do do do do do EQ is still watching his coveted DVD   
   collection while scratching his ass do do do do do come get your spank do   
   do do do do do you've completely emptied our bank do do do do do DryCleaner   
   punches back the Newfie screech do do do do do while tipping the scales at   
   500 pounds looks like a whale on the beach… Har, har, har!! Gimme a drink   
   I’ve got the drys! The Tuna says i'm getting tired of this song do do do do   
   do why can't we all get along?   
      
      
   Tony wrote:   
      
   > Stinkbottomed... do do do do do I'm so stinkbottomed do do do do do you   
   > give me a diaper full do do do do do 'cause you're so wonderful!   
   >   
   > Signed: GET STUFFED   
   >   
   > --   
   > The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG   
   >   
   > Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city   
   >   
   > Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know   
   > proper manners   
   >   
   > Very few. I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but got fired the first   
   > day on the job for potty mouth,   
   >   
   > Bur-ring, i'll get this one: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM JERK!!? We're here to   
   > help you dickweed, ok, ok give the power cord the jiggily piggily   
   > wiggily all the while pushing the power button repeatedly now take   
   > everything out of your computer except the power supply and *one* stick   
   > of ram. Ok get the next sucker on the phone.   
   >   
   > Deirdre Straughan (Roxio) is a LIAR (Deirdre McFibber)   
   >   
   > There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the FROGEE,   
   > which one are you?   
   >   
   > Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!   
   >   
   > El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar (I just got EL-FROG-OED!!)   
   >   
   > All hail Chuckcar the CZAR!! Or in F-R-O-Gland Chuckcar laFROG laCZAR,   
   > ChuckZar!!   
   >   
   > I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three*   
   > fulltime jobs to afford either one of them   
   >   
   > I'm a fulltime text *only* man on usenet now. The rest of the world   
   > downloads the binary files not me i can't afford thousands of dollars a   
   > month   
   >   
   > VBB = Volume based billing. How many bytes can we shove down your throat   
   > and out your arse sir?   
   >   
   > The only "fix" for the CellPig modem is a sledgehammer.   
   >   
   > UBB = User based bullFROGGING   
   >   
   > Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man   
   >   
   > Always do incremental backups of your data or you'll end up like the   
   > A-Holes at DSL Reports. Justin says i made a boo-boo. Yeah boo-who.   
   >   
   > Updates are for idiots. As long as the thing works there's no reason to   
   > turn   
   > schizophrenic and develop a lifelong complex over such a silly issue.   
   >   
   > You don't have to be "stinkbottomed" to post on this newsgroup   
   >   
   > Adrian "jackpot" Lewis is a mama's boy!   
   >   
   > Jimmy Fricke is good for the game of poker   
   >   
   > Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions   
   > beyond the realm of understandability   
   >   
   > Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday   
   >   
   > This sig file was compiled via my journeys through usenet   
      
   --   
   The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG   
      
   Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city   
      
   Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know proper   
   manners   
      
   Very few. I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but got fired the first day   
   on the job for potty mouth,   
      
   Bur-ring, i'll get this one: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM JERK!!? We're here to help   
   you dickweed, ok, ok give the power cord the jiggily piggily wiggily all the   
   while pushing the power button repeatedly now take everything out of your   
   computer except the power supply and *one* stick of ram. Subscriber asks   
   will that fuckin' work? I guaranDAMtee it. Ok get the next sucker on the   
   phone.   
      
   Deirdre Straughan (Roxio) is a LIAR (Deirdre McFibber)   
      
   There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the FROGEE, which   
   one are you?   
      
   Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!   
      
   El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar (I just got EL-FROG-OED!!)   
      
   All hail Chuckcar the CZAR!! Or in F-R-O-Gland Chuckcar laFROG laCZAR,   
   ChuckZar!!   
      
   I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three*   
   fulltime jobs to afford either one of them   
      
   I'm a fulltime text *only* man on usenet now. The rest of the world   
   downloads the binary files not me i can't afford thousands of dollars a   
   month   
      
   VBB = Volume based billing. How many bytes can we shove down your throat and   
   out your arse sir?   
      
   The only "fix" for the CellPig modem is a sledgehammer.   
      
   UBB = User based bullFROGGING   
      
   Colonel Debeers refuses to wrestle a black man   
   (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3-o_dPhbGI)   
      
   Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man   
      
   Always do incremental backups of your data or you'll end up like the A-Holes   
   at DSL Reports. Justin says i made a boo-boo. Yeah boo-who.   
      
   Updates are for idiots. As long as the thing works there's no reason to turn   
      
   schizophrenic and develop a lifelong complex over such a silly issue.   
      
   You don't have to be "stinkbottomed" to post on this newsgroup   
      
   Adrian "jackpot" Lewis is a mama's boy!   
      
   Jimmy Fricke is good for the game of poker   
      
   Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions beyond   
   the realm of understandability   
      
   Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday   
      
   This sig file was compiled via my journeys through usenet   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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