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|    Tony to Tony    |
|    Re: One for the Tuna    |
|    15 Nov 12 23:10:14    |
      XPost: alt.dbs.echostar.hack, alt.dss.hack       From: Tony@TheDeli.Sandwich              Stinkbottomed... do do do do do I'm so stinkbottomed do do do do do you       give me a diaper full do do do do do 'cause you're so wonderful do do do do       do You put on a smile do do do do do as you unload a pile do do do do do I       puts on the adult sized diapers do do do do do as Felcher and Tunja check       the windows for snipers do do do do do I've a turd in my leotard do do do do              do the family name has been marred do do do do do The       stench of my arse do do do do do means the population around me will be       sparse do do do do do if       i can be so brash do do do do do i think i've developed diaper rash do do do              do do Yes i have a carp face do do do do do the only one in the human race.       As       time comes to pass do do do do do EQ is still watching his coveted DVD       collection while scratching his ass do do do do do come get your spank do       do do do do do you've completely emptied our bank do do do do do DryCleaner       punches back the Newfie screech do do do do do while tipping the scales at       500 pounds looks like a whale on the beach… Har, har, har!! Gimme a drink       I’ve got the drys! The Tuna says i'm getting tired of this song do do do do       do why can't we all get along?                     Tony wrote:              > Stinkbottomed... do do do do do I'm so stinkbottomed do do do do do you       > give me a diaper full do do do do do 'cause you're so wonderful!       >       > Signed: GET STUFFED       >       > --       > The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG       >       > Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city       >       > Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know       > proper manners       >       > Very few. I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but got fired the first       > day on the job for potty mouth,       >       > Bur-ring, i'll get this one: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM JERK!!? We're here to       > help you dickweed, ok, ok give the power cord the jiggily piggily       > wiggily all the while pushing the power button repeatedly now take       > everything out of your computer except the power supply and *one* stick       > of ram. Ok get the next sucker on the phone.       >       > Deirdre Straughan (Roxio) is a LIAR (Deirdre McFibber)       >       > There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the FROGEE,       > which one are you?       >       > Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!       >       > El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar (I just got EL-FROG-OED!!)       >       > All hail Chuckcar the CZAR!! Or in F-R-O-Gland Chuckcar laFROG laCZAR,       > ChuckZar!!       >       > I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three*       > fulltime jobs to afford either one of them       >       > I'm a fulltime text *only* man on usenet now. The rest of the world       > downloads the binary files not me i can't afford thousands of dollars a       > month       >       > VBB = Volume based billing. How many bytes can we shove down your throat       > and out your arse sir?       >       > The only "fix" for the CellPig modem is a sledgehammer.       >       > UBB = User based bullFROGGING       >       > Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man       >       > Always do incremental backups of your data or you'll end up like the       > A-Holes at DSL Reports. Justin says i made a boo-boo. Yeah boo-who.       >       > Updates are for idiots. As long as the thing works there's no reason to       > turn       > schizophrenic and develop a lifelong complex over such a silly issue.       >       > You don't have to be "stinkbottomed" to post on this newsgroup       >       > Adrian "jackpot" Lewis is a mama's boy!       >       > Jimmy Fricke is good for the game of poker       >       > Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions       > beyond the realm of understandability       >       > Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday       >       > This sig file was compiled via my journeys through usenet              --       The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG              Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city              Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know proper       manners              Very few. I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but got fired the first day       on the job for potty mouth,              Bur-ring, i'll get this one: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM JERK!!? We're here to help       you dickweed, ok, ok give the power cord the jiggily piggily wiggily all the       while pushing the power button repeatedly now take everything out of your       computer except the power supply and *one* stick of ram. Subscriber asks       will that fuckin' work? I guaranDAMtee it. Ok get the next sucker on the       phone.              Deirdre Straughan (Roxio) is a LIAR (Deirdre McFibber)              There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the FROGEE, which       one are you?              Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!              El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar (I just got EL-FROG-OED!!)              All hail Chuckcar the CZAR!! Or in F-R-O-Gland Chuckcar laFROG laCZAR,       ChuckZar!!              I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three*       fulltime jobs to afford either one of them              I'm a fulltime text *only* man on usenet now. The rest of the world       downloads the binary files not me i can't afford thousands of dollars a       month              VBB = Volume based billing. How many bytes can we shove down your throat and       out your arse sir?              The only "fix" for the CellPig modem is a sledgehammer.              UBB = User based bullFROGGING              Colonel Debeers refuses to wrestle a black man       (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3-o_dPhbGI)              Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man              Always do incremental backups of your data or you'll end up like the A-Holes       at DSL Reports. Justin says i made a boo-boo. Yeah boo-who.              Updates are for idiots. As long as the thing works there's no reason to turn              schizophrenic and develop a lifelong complex over such a silly issue.              You don't have to be "stinkbottomed" to post on this newsgroup              Adrian "jackpot" Lewis is a mama's boy!              Jimmy Fricke is good for the game of poker              Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions beyond       the realm of understandability              Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday              This sig file was compiled via my journeys through usenet              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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