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   Message 26,411 of 27,972   
   Tony to Tony   
   Re: One for the Tuna (1/2)   
   20 Nov 12 12:36:36   
   
   XPost: alt.dbs.echostar.hack, alt.dss.hack   
   From: Tony@TheDeli.Sandwich   
      
   Stinkbottomed... do do do do do I'm so stinkbottomed do do do do do you   
   give me a diaper full do do do do do 'cause you're so wonderful do do do do   
   do You put on a smile do do do do do as you unload a pile do do do do do I   
   puts on the adult sized diapers do do do do do as Felcher and Tunja check   
   the windows for snipers do do do do do I've a turd in my leotard do do do do   
   do the family name has been marred do do do do do The   
   stench of my arse do do do do do means the population around me will be   
   sparse do do do do do if   
   i can be so brash do do do do do i think i've developed diaper rash do do do do   
   do Every man has his price i know what you're thinking do do do do do the   
   tuna's   
   bottom is still stinking As   
   time comes to pass do do do do do EQ is still watching his coveted DVD   
   collection while scratching his ass do do do do do come get your spank do   
   do do do do you've completely emptied our bank. Ha, ha, ha ha!!   
   do do do   
      
   do do Yes i have a carp face do do do do do the only one in the human race.   
   The Tuna says i'm getting tired of this song do do do do do why can't we all   
      
   get along?   
      
   Tony wrote:   
      
   > Stinkbottomed... do do do do do I'm so stinkbottomed do do do do do you   
   > give me a diaper full do do do do do 'cause you're so wonderful do do do do   
   > do You put on a smile do do do do do as you unload a pile do do do do do I   
   > puts on the adult sized diapers do do do do do as Felcher and Tunja check   
   > the windows for snipers do do do do do I've a turd in my leotard do do do do   
   > do the family name has been marred do do do do do The   
   > stench of my arse do do do do do means the population around me will be   
   > sparse do do do do do if   
   > i can be so brash do do do do do i think i've developed diaper rash do do do   
   do   
   > do Every man has his price i know what you're thinking do do do do do the   
   tuna's   
   > bottom is still stinking do do do   
   >   
   > do do Yes i have a carp face do do do do do the only one in the human race.   
   > The Tuna says i'm getting tired of this song do do do do do why can't we all   
   >   
   > get along?   
   >   
   > Tony wrote:   
   >   
   > > Stinkbottomed... do do do do do I'm so stinkbottomed do do do do do you   
   > > give me a diaper full do do do do do 'cause you're so wonderful do do do do   
   > > do You put on a smile do do do do do as you unload a pile do do do do do I   
   > > puts on the adult sized diapers do do do do do as Felcher and Tunja check   
   > > the windows for snipers do do do do do I've a turd in my leotard do do do   
   do   
   > > do the family name has been marred do do do do do The   
   > > stench of my arse do do do do do means the population around me will be   
   > > sparse do do do do do if   
   > > i can be so brash do do do do do i think i've developed diaper rash do do   
   do   
   > >   
   > > do do Yes i have a carp face do do do do do the only one in the human race.   
   > > The Tuna says i'm getting tired of this song do do do do do why can't we   
   all   
   > >   
   > > get along?   
   > >   
   > > Tony wrote:   
   > >   
   > > > Stinkbottomed... do do do do do I'm so stinkbottomed do do do do do you   
   > > > give me a diaper full do do do do do 'cause you're so wonderful!   
   > > >   
   > > > Signed: GET STUFFED   
   > > >   
   > > > --   
   > > > The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG   
   > > >   
   > > > Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city   
   > > >   
   > > > Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know   
   > > > proper manners   
   > > >   
   > > > Very few. I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but got fired the first   
   > > > day on the job for potty mouth,   
   > > >   
   > > > Bur-ring, i'll get this one: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM JERK!!? We're here to   
   > > > help you dickweed, ok, ok give the power cord the jiggily piggily   
   > > > wiggily all the while pushing the power button repeatedly now take   
   > > > everything out of your computer except the power supply and *one* stick   
   > > > of ram. Ok get the next sucker on the phone.   
   > > >   
   > > > Deirdre Straughan (Roxio) is a LIAR (Deirdre McFibber)   
   > > >   
   > > > There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the FROGEE,   
   > > > which one are you?   
   > > >   
   > > > Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!   
   > > >   
   > > > El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar (I just got EL-FROG-OED!!)   
   > > >   
   > > > All hail Chuckcar the CZAR!! Or in F-R-O-Gland Chuckcar laFROG laCZAR,   
   > > > ChuckZar!!   
   > > >   
   > > > I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three*   
   > > > fulltime jobs to afford either one of them   
   > > >   
   > > > I'm a fulltime text *only* man on usenet now. The rest of the world   
   > > > downloads the binary files not me i can't afford thousands of dollars a   
   > > > month   
   > > >   
   > > > VBB = Volume based billing. How many bytes can we shove down your throat   
   > > > and out your arse sir?   
   > > >   
   > > > The only "fix" for the CellPig modem is a sledgehammer.   
   > > >   
   > > > UBB = User based bullFROGGING   
   > > >   
   > > > Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man   
   > > >   
   > > > Always do incremental backups of your data or you'll end up like the   
   > > > A-Holes at DSL Reports. Justin says i made a boo-boo. Yeah boo-who.   
   > > >   
   > > > Updates are for idiots. As long as the thing works there's no reason to   
   > > > turn   
   > > > schizophrenic and develop a lifelong complex over such a silly issue.   
   > > >   
   > > > You don't have to be "stinkbottomed" to post on this newsgroup   
   > > >   
   > > > Adrian "jackpot" Lewis is a mama's boy!   
   > > >   
   > > > Jimmy Fricke is good for the game of poker   
   > > >   
   > > > Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions   
   > > > beyond the realm of understandability   
   > > >   
   > > > Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday   
   > > >   
   > > > This sig file was compiled via my journeys through usenet   
   > >   
   > > --   
   > > The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG   
   > >   
   > > Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city   
   > >   
   > > Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know proper   
   > > manners   
   > >   
   > > Very few. I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but got fired the first   
   day   
   > > on the job for potty mouth,   
   > >   
   > > Bur-ring, i'll get this one: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM JERK!!? We're here to help   
   > > you dickweed, ok, ok give the power cord the jiggily piggily wiggily all   
   the   
   > > while pushing the power button repeatedly now take everything out of your   
   > > computer except the power supply and *one* stick of ram. Subscriber asks   
   > > will that fuckin' work? I guaranDAMtee it. Ok get the next sucker on the   
   > > phone.   
   > >   
   > > Deirdre Straughan (Roxio) is a LIAR (Deirdre McFibber)   
   > >   
   > > There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the FROGEE, which   
   > > one are you?   
   > >   
   > > Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!   
   > >   
   > > El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar (I just got EL-FROG-OED!!)   
   > >   
   > > All hail Chuckcar the CZAR!! Or in F-R-O-Gland Chuckcar laFROG laCZAR,   
   > > ChuckZar!!   
   > >   
   > > I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three*   
   > > fulltime jobs to afford either one of them   
   > >   
      
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