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   Message 26,505 of 27,972   
   Anonymous to Tony   
   Re: Every man has his price and Voltage    
   03 Oct 13 17:35:18   
   
   XPost: alt.dss.hack, alt.dbs.echostar.hack   
   From: Unknown@Anonymous.Com   
      
   You are a scrotum.   
      
   On 12/15/2012 6:24 AM, Tony wrote:   
   > Yeah so i get another letter from Voltage (not Larry) stating for as   
   > little as a hundred bucks you can settle with us and we won't send   
   > people over to beat the shit out of you. They say see if you can take a   
   > nortgage out on the farm and then give us the money. I suggest all of   
   > you get on with your life every man has his pricce and Voltage pictures   
   > found mine.   
   >   
   > --   
   > The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG   
   >   
   > Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city   
   >   
   > Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know   
   > proper manners   
   >   
   > Very few. I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but got fired the first   
   > day on the job for potty mouth,   
   >   
   > Bur-ring, i'll get this one: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM JERK!!? We're here to   
   > help you dickweed, ok, ok give the power cord the jiggily piggily   
   > wiggily all the while pushing the power button repeatedly now take   
   > everything out of your computer except the power supply and *one* stick   
   > of ram. Subscriber asks will that fuckin' work? I guaranDAMtee it. Ok   
   > get the next sucker on the phone.   
   >   
   > Deirdre Straughan (Roxio) is a LIAR (Deirdre McFibber)   
   >   
   > There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the FROGEE,   
   > which one are you?   
   >   
   > Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!   
   >   
   > El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar (I just got EL-FROG-OED!!)   
   >   
   > All hail Chuckcar the CZAR!! Or in F-R-O-Gland Chuckcar laFROG laCZAR,   
   > ChuckZar!!   
   >   
   > I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three*   
   > fulltime jobs to afford either one of them   
   >   
   > I'm a fulltime text *only* man on usenet now. The rest of the world   
   > downloads the binary files not me i can't afford thousands of dollars a   
   > month   
   >   
   > VBB = Volume based billing. How many bytes can we shove down your throat   
   > and out your arse sir?   
   >   
   > The only "fix" for the CellPig modem is a sledgehammer.   
   >   
   > UBB = User based bullFROGGING   
   >   
   > Colonel Debeers refuses to wrestle a black man   
   > (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3-o_dPhbGI)   
   >   
   > Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man   
   >   
   > Always do incremental backups of your data or you'll end up like the   
   > A-Holes at DSL Reports. Justin says i made a boo-boo. Yeah boo-who.   
   >   
   > Updates are for idiots. As long as the thing works there's no reason to   
   > turn   
   > schizophrenic and develop a lifelong complex over such a silly issue.   
   >   
   > You don't have to be "stinkbottomed" to post on this newsgroup   
   >   
   > Adrian "jackpot" Lewis is a mama's boy!   
   >   
   > Jimmy Fricke is good for the game of poker   
   >   
   > Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions   
   > beyond the realm of understandability   
   >   
   > Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday   
   >   
   > This sig file was compiled via my journeys through usenet   
   >   
   >   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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