From: TheDeliKing@Footlong.ChOMp   
      
   Wilbur is a farm boy name. Are you a farm boy?   
      
   Wilbur Eleven wrote:   
      
   > Anyone here using Eastlink? I'd like to get one of their bundles; the   
   > teevee is easy and the 'phone I don't care much about, but I'm wondering   
   > if I can use my own wireless router like I do now with Sympastupid.   
   >   
   > --   
   >   
   > Fine then, I'm drinking coffee and rolling cigarettes and looking   
   > out at the hot baked street and a lady just walked by wiggling it   
   > in tight white pants, and we are not dead yet.   
      
   --   
   The Grandmaster of the CyberFROG   
      
   Come get your ticket to CyberFROG city   
      
   Nay, Art thou decideth playeth ye simpleton games. *Some* of us know proper   
   manners   
      
   Very few. Ya know ahh, ahhh I used to take calls from *rank* noobs but got   
   fired the first day on the job for potty mouth,   
      
   Bur-ring, i'll get this one: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM JERK!!? We're here to help   
   you dickweed, ok, ok give the power cord the jiggily piggily wiggily all the   
   while pushing the power button repeatedly now take everything out of your   
   computer except the power supply and *one* stick of ram. Subscriber asks   
   will that fuckin' work? I guaranDAMtee it. Ok get the next sucker on the   
   phone.   
      
   I'm not Sam Hong but we both hate Roxio. Sam Hong pulled Roxio's Dong!   
      
   There's the employer and the employee and the FROGGER and the FROGEE, which   
   one are you?   
      
   Hamster isn't a newsreader it's a mistake!   
      
   El-Gonzo Jackson FROGS both me and Chuckcar (I just got EL-FROG-OED!!)   
      
   All hail Chuckcar the CZAR!! Or in F-R-O-Gland Chuckcar laFROG laCZAR,   
   ChuckZar!!   
      
   I hate them both, With useless bogus bullshit you need at least *three*   
   fulltime jobs to afford either one of them   
      
   I'm a fulltime text *only* man on usenet now. The rest of the world   
   downloads the binary files not me i can't afford thousands of dollars a   
   month   
      
   VBB = Volume based billing. How many bytes can we shove down your throat and   
   out your arse sir?   
      
   The only "fix" for the CellPig modem is a sledgehammer.   
      
   UBB = User based bullFROGGING   
      
   Colonel Debeers refuses to wrestle a black man   
   (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3-o_dPhbGI)   
      
   Master Juba was a black man imitating a white man imitating a black man   
      
   Always do incremental backups of your data or you'll end up like the A To   
   Z(Zee)-Holes at DSL Reports. Justin says i made a boo-boo. Yeah boo-who.   
      
   Updates are for idiots. As long as the thing works there's no reason to turn   
      
   schizophrenic and develop a lifelong complex over such a silly issue.   
      
   You don't have to be "stink-bottomed" to post on this newsgroup   
      
   Anyone who disagrees with me gets FROG tape over their yapper   
      
   Adrian "jackpot" Lewis is a mama's boy!   
      
   Jimmy Fricke is good for the game of poker   
      
   Using my technical prowess and computer abilities to answer questions beyond   
   the realm of understandability   
      
   Regards Tony... Making usenet better for everyone everyday   
      
   This sig file was compiled via my journeys through usenet   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)