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   Tony to Happynet Steering Society   
   Re: Voltage pictures suck shit   
   28 Feb 14 00:08:10   
   
   XPost: alt.usenet.kooks   
   From: TheDeliKing@Footlong.ChOMp   
      
   You better pay up and hope it isn't more than 5 grand when you get the   
   letter. Then another letter and another and another and another and another   
   and pretty soon you're out over a million bucks because you believed the cap   
   was 5 grand. These pompous assed pirate prarie dog lickers need to hand over   
   all their money to Voltage so Voltage can get richer and then give the rest   
   of the entire world the letter in third langauges to pay up or get their   
   bones broke as Voltage sends their henchmen for anyone who thinks they can   
   get off scot free. I'm all for Voltage Pictures and hope with the extra   
   money they can produce a lot more movies.   
      
   Happynet Steering Society wrote:   
      
   > Really. They send out demand notices, these inbred fux, for 2000 dollah.   
   > Cost of buying a blu-ray, 35-40$ (inc shipping) from Amazon. You can   
   > rent the fucking thing from your nearest bodega for $4.   
   >   
   > I don't get it. I know Voltage make shitty pictures (inc that McCanahee   
   > aids-club nonsense), but it's only them and the porn producers that   
   > troll for copyright infringing money. You don't see Harvey & Bob doing   
   > it, or Sony pictures, or HBO. The guy from HBO, when someone told him   
   > that Game of Thrones was the "most pirated tv show ever," he said,   
   > "Cool!"   
   >   
   > Meanwhile the fucking ignorant asshole from Voltage is calling anyone   
   > who doesn't pay to see his crap-ass pictures (inc that McConnaugty   
   > aids-club nonsense) "morons." Fuck you. Twice.   
   > --   
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   out your arse sir?   
      
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