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   Message 26,767 of 27,972   
   Field Marshal Burke to Tony   
   Re: NUMEROUS SHITTINGS   
   29 Mar 14 09:54:51   
   
   XPost: alt.online-service.webtv, alt.support.chronic-pain   
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   "Tony"  wrote in message   
   news:53360875.3EFE5ABE@Footlong.ChOMp.eh...   
   > Did you leave the washroom window side open so the whole neighbourhood   
   > could sniff and whiff a free whiff? Oh that doesn't smell like dogshit   
   > but it sure smells like shit. The lucky nexrt-door neighbour might even   
   > hear all the ploppers.   
      
      
   LOL.  That reminds me of a perilous incident many years ago.  We went to   
   this Chink restaurant where I ordered the Kung Pow, extra spicy.  A short   
   while later we were drinking up a storm at a local bar when it hit me.  KUNG   
   POW!  I think I spent about 45 minutes in the shitter.  I shit my skivvies   
   and left 'em hangin' on the toilet handle.  Never went back to that place   
   again.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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