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   Checkmate to All   
   Re: I WANT DARLENE TO FOAD   
   16 Aug 19 18:24:19   
   
   XPost: alt.checkmate, edm.general, soc.penpals   
   From: ricksabian1@gmail.com   
      
   Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by   
   Checkmate!  In article <1bceled3ml8v343c5bj6aupj15qihvbln0@4ax.com>,   
   greghall@home.fake says...   
      
      
   >   
   > On Fri, 16 Aug 2019 14:54:57 -0700, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke"    
   Your_Colonel@usa.com> wrote:   
   >   
   > >On 8/15/2019 3:58 PM, David Ritz wrote:   
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   > >> Hash: SHA1   
   > >>   
   > >> On Thursday, 15 August 2019 13:01 -0700,   
   > >>   in article ,   
   > >>   %  wrote:   
   > >>   
   > >>> .   
   > >>   
   > >>> stop sending me e-mails that bounce their address   
   > >>   
   > >> While you may not have noticed, this knuckle dragging mouth breather   
   > >> is in the habit of 1) removing her posts from the GG archive and 2)   
   > >> periodically and temporarily disabling her Gmail accounts, only to   
   > >> reinstate them at a later date.  Her four most recently used Gmail   
   > >> addresses, each associated with its own Google Groups posting account,   
   > >> are all currently disabled, as of this writing.   
   > >>   
   > >> [gmail-smtp-in.l.google.com]   
   > >>   RCPT TO:   
   > >>   550-5.1.1 The email account that you tried to reach does not exist.   
   Please try   
   > >>   550-5.1.1 double-checking the recipient's email address for typos or   
   > >>   550-5.1.1 unnecessary spaces. Learn more at   
   > >>   550 5.1.1  https://support.google.com/mail/?p=NoSuchUser    
   14si1699789wml.52 - gsmtp   
   > >>   RCPT TO:   
   > >>   550-5.1.1 The email account that you tried to reach does not exist.   
   Please try   
   > >>   550-5.1.1 double-checking the recipient's email address for typos or   
   > >>   550-5.1.1 unnecessary spaces. Learn more at   
   > >>   550 5.1.1  https://support.google.com/mail/?p=NoSuchUser    
   14si1699789wml.52 - gsmtp   
   > >>   RCPT TO:   
   > >>   550-5.1.1 The email account that you tried to reach does not exist.   
   Please try   
   > >>   550-5.1.1 double-checking the recipient's email address for typos or   
   > >>   550-5.1.1 unnecessary spaces. Learn more at   
   > >>   550 5.1.1  https://support.google.com/mail/?p=NoSuchUser    
   14si1699789wml.52 - gsmtp   
   > >>   RCPT TO:   
   > >>   550-5.1.1 The email account that you tried to reach does not exist.   
   Please try   
   > >>   550-5.1.1 double-checking the recipient's email address for typos or   
   > >>   550-5.1.1 unnecessary spaces. Learn more at   
   > >>   550 5.1.1  https://support.google.com/mail/?p=NoSuchUser    
   14si1699789wml.52 - gsmtp   
   > >>   
   > >> On the other hand,  is alive and well and   
   > >> living in New Norway, AB, Canada.   
   > >>   
   > >> [hotmail-com.olc.protection.outlook.com]   
   > >>   RCPT TO:   
   > >>   250 2.1.5 Recipient OK   
   > >>   
   > >> Mail sent by Ms. Darlene E. Jacobsen is as just as incoherent, as   
   > >> anything she might moo on Usenet.  Expect her replies to come in   
   > >> bunches, as it usually takes a half dozen or more messages to account   
   > >> for a paragraph of composition.   
   > >>   
   > >> - --   
   > >> David Ritz    
   > >>   "There are no good girls gone wrong, just bad girls found out."   
   > >>                                                  - Mae West (1892-1980)   
   > >>   
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   > >> 6yCmAJwKlAJkpqfu+iyw0k48afKxTsIgoACeLJUuhu/mkYzjdq+gi0XcNWixAz4=   
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   > >   
   > >LOL   
   >   
   > Double LOL.  Darlene is a certified k00k.  Too bad the   
   > K00k awards are defunct because Darelene would be   
   > a shoe-in for Office of Village Idiot.   
      
   I can still bestow that honor upon her... just say the word, and it's done.   
      
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   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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