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   Checkmate to All   
   Re: I WANT DARLENE TO FOAD   
   16 Aug 19 21:37:36   
   
   XPost: alt.checkmate, edm.general, soc.penpals   
   From: ricksabian1@gmail.com   
      
   Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by   
   Checkmate!  In article <7mnele12qf18kvpr5vsodoarpegkugbos7@4ax.com>,   
   greghall@home.fake says...   
      
      
   >   
   > On Fri, 16 Aug 2019 18:39:30 -0700, Checkmate  wrote:   
   > <...>   
   >   
   > >By the powers vested in me, I hereby appoint Darlene Jacobson (and all her   
   > >socks) with the title of Village Idiot in alt.checkmate, and by annexation,   
   > >alt.usenet.kooks.  This ruling is final until further notice.   
   >   
   > That'll learn her...   
      
   She was asking for it.   
      
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