XPost: can.internet.highspeed, ont.general   
   From: Tony@TheDeli.Sandwich   
      
   Another good way is if you get called say i'm all for jury duty and the first   
   day eat about 5 large cans of beans and fart all day long on the bench and   
   swivel your arse so it makes a big sound each time when you fart. Unless they   
   start passing out clothespins for the other 11 jury member's noses well that's   
   the end of jury duty.   
      
   Canuck57 wrote:   
      
   > Some Guy wrote:   
   >   
   > > Makes me wonder how I can create a holding entity and transfer the title   
   > > to my house to the entity and effectively shield me from this jury   
   > > selection process.   
   >   
   > I have been on the roles for 27 years, never been called.   
   >   
   > If what you want to do is welch on your civic duty, just state if they   
   > are white, they must be innocent.  If they are black, they must be   
   > guilty.  And if they are mexican, deport them.  State it like an   
   > opinion.  Just botch the questions.   
   >   
   > Everyone is entitled to one.   
   >   
   > Me, I am kind of hoping to get called someday, would be a cool   
   > experience.  But will admit, if it went on for more than 3-4 weeks I   
   > might chirp to the holdouts to get their ass a cracking.... If you can't   
   > prosecute or defend inside a week each, there is likely a BS stall, wear   
   > them down...   
   >   
   > Maybe get lucky and draw Anachore or Peffers as the defendant, LMAO.   
      
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