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   Mad as a Box of Frogs to All   
   John Boyd, you are bum   
   05 Jan 10 06:10:04   
   
   XPost: alt.usenet.kooks, bc.general   
   From: undertow@news.vrx.net   
      
   In article ,   
   spooge   wrote:   
      
   ~~~~tripe whacked~~~~~~~   
      
      
      
   John, when the eyes of onlookers glance your way, they see bum. When you   
   walk past a co-worker or relative, they smell bum. If a woman, all be her   
   desperate, leans foward to kiss you, she tastes bum. When you open your   
   mouth and whine - we all hear the sound of bum. Were the blind to touch   
   your face for a better idea of your visage, they'd feel the dual orbs of   
   bum.   
      
   John Boyd, you are bum.   
      
      
   --   
   Master of Puppets                               We are all Rich Rosen   
   DENSA Life Achievement ø          Am I the only one with half a brain?   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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