XPost: ont.general, can.general   
   From: wil@nowhere.at.all.ru.ca.fr.uk.us   
      
   In article <4FEC4777.82C55B5B@Guy.com>, Some Guy  wrote:   
      
      
   > Important Information   
   >   
   > The Office of the Registrar General maintains birth registrations for 95   
   > years.  For records older than this, please contact the Archives of   
   > Ontario.   
      
   I went through all that crap. There's no on at the so-called "Archives   
   of Ontario" who will answer either emails or the goddamned telephone.   
      
   Thanks for the reply. Like I said, the UK side of all this is easy; the   
   Ontario side is shrouded in paranoia and inbreeding. I can afford a   
   fucking lawyer if I have to, but I'd rather spend the money on wine.   
      
   --   
      
   Fine then, I'm drinking coffee and rolling cigarettes and looking   
   out at the hot baked street and a lady just walked by wiggling it   
   in tight white pants, and we are not dead yet.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)