XPost: ont.general, can.general   
   From: wil@nowhere.at.all.ru.ca.fr.uk.us   
      
   How does one squeeze a birth certificate for someone born in 1910 out of   
   the provincial redneck paranoiacs in Ontario?   
      
   If the person I needed the certificate for had been born in the UK, I'd   
   simply submit the details and paypal about £10 and about 2 weeks later   
   I'd have the thing in the mail.   
      
   Here in redneck-bozo-land, the whole thing is shrouded in mystery and   
   paranoia. No one answers emails and there's no relevant department to   
   find in the phone book.  Jesus H.  Christ, what's wrong with these   
   people?   
      
   --   
      
   Fine then, I'm drinking coffee and rolling cigarettes and looking   
   out at the hot baked street and a lady just walked by wiggling it   
   in tight white pants, and we are not dead yet.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)