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   Dora   
   Dangerous with Attitude   
      
   I do it cause I can   
   "cafba"  wrote in message   
   news:1135023173.550807.48600@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...   
   > Very Sad!   
   >   
   >   
   > It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the   
   > following news.   
   >   
   > Please join me in remembering a great icon of the   
   > entertainment community.   
   >   
   > The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast   
   > infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes   
   > in the belly. He was 71.   
   >   
   > Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens   
   > of celebrities turned   
   > out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth,   
   > Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker,   
   > the Hostess Twinkies, Snap-Crackle and Pop along with   
   > Captain Crunch.   
   >   
   > The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima   
   > delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy   
   > as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.   
   > Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later   
   > life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered   
   > a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on   
   > half-baked schemes.   
   >   
   > Despite being a little flaky at times he was still a   
   > crusty old man and was considered a roll model for   
   > millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play   
   > Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus   
   > they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his   
   > elderly dad, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50   
   > for about 20 minutes.   
   >   
   > If this made you smile for even a brief second, pass   
   > it on to someone who kneads it.   
   >   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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