From: pdalby@sympatico.ca   
      
   Dave wrote:   
   > "Susan"  wrote in message   
   > news:1136685461.472513.40650@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...   
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   >>Dave wrote:   
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   >>>Don't Worry  Don't Fuss   
   >>>Burgers and Glue?   
   >>>   
   >>>You could make a Great Stew!   
   >>>Could be tough to Chew!   
   >>>   
   >>>Make a new Start   
   >>>Without the Cart   
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   >>Nnnnooooooo!   
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   >>Pretty ponies, pets, not dinner   
   >>Besides, I'd be better thinner.   
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   >>Susan   
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   >    Your right, all right!   
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   >    Eating your pets would cause regret.   
   >    You wouldn't be able to look at your vet   
   >     He wouldn't forget!  I'll bet.   
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   >    You will be thinner without your diner.   
   >    Enough  chatter   
   >    Pass the platter, I'll be fatter   
   >    But what the F*** does it matter.   
      
   Dave:   
      
   "Your right" made my teeth ache   
   What a glaring grammatical mistake   
   "You're right" represents proper use   
   "Your right" is simple language abuse   
      
   You meant to rhyme "thinner" with "dinner"   
   But left out an "n" and dinner became thinner   
   As your keyboard skills wane   
   The word "diner" remains   
   Clear evidence of using spellcheck over brains   
      
   If there's one thing that's worse than a spammer   
   It's someone who uses bad grammar   
   They should be banned from the Net   
   Or, much better yet   
   Be hit on the head with a hammer!   
      
   Paul   
      
      
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