From: ddenton@telus.net   
      
   "Paul"  wrote in message   
   news:43C707B3.5000501@sympatico.ca...   
   > Dave wrote:   
   >> "Susan"  wrote in message   
   >> news:1136685461.472513.40650@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...   
   >>   
   >>>Dave wrote:   
   >>>   
   >>>>Don't Worry  Don't Fuss   
   >>>>Burgers and Glue?   
   >>>>   
   >>>>You could make a Great Stew!   
   >>>>Could be tough to Chew!   
   >>>>   
   >>>>Make a new Start   
   >>>>Without the Cart   
   >>>   
   >>>Nnnnooooooo!   
   >>>   
   >>>Pretty ponies, pets, not dinner   
   >>>Besides, I'd be better thinner.   
   >>>   
   >>>Susan   
   >>>   
   >>   
   >>    Your right, all right!   
   >>   
   >>    Eating your pets would cause regret.   
   >>    You wouldn't be able to look at your vet   
   >>     He wouldn't forget!  I'll bet.   
   >>   
   >>    You will be thinner without your diner.   
   >>    Enough  chatter   
   >>    Pass the platter, I'll be fatter   
   >>    But what the F*** does it matter.   
   >   
   > Dave:   
   >   
   > "Your right" made my teeth ache   
   > What a glaring grammatical mistake   
   > "You're right" represents proper use   
   > "Your right" is simple language abuse   
   >   
   > You meant to rhyme "thinner" with "dinner"   
   > But left out an "n" and dinner became thinner   
   > As your keyboard skills wane   
   > The word "diner" remains   
   > Clear evidence of using spellcheck over brains   
   >   
   > If there's one thing that's worse than a spammer   
   > It's someone who uses bad grammar   
   > They should be banned from the Net   
   > Or, much better yet   
   > Be hit on the head with a hammer!   
   >   
   > Paul   
   >   
    You have made good use   
    of your time with Mother Goose   
      
   A Degree   
   From Grade 3   
   Has set you loose   
      
   On to Grade 4   
   You bothersome bore   
   They will show you more   
   If not the door   
      
   You may see Grade 5   
   by 55!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)