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   Message 3,657 of 5,286   
   Dave to Dangerous   
   Re: New Years Resolutions   
   14 Jan 06 18:22:29   
   
   From: ddenton@telus.net   
      
   No, just Paul:-)   
      
      
   "Dangerous"  wrote in message   
   news:iqayf.55102$km.23154@edtnps89...   
   > Dave, been reading to your Grandson again.  I see you have   
   > adopted a new language.  LOL   
   >   
   > --   
   > Dora   
   > Dangerous with Attitude   
   >   
   > I do it cause I can   
   > "Dave"  wrote in message   
   > news:nTTxf.54627$km.46440@edtnps89...   
   >>   
   >> "Paul"  wrote in message   
   >> news:43C707B3.5000501@sympatico.ca...   
   >>> Dave wrote:   
   >>>> "Susan"  wrote in message   
   >>>> news:1136685461.472513.40650@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...   
   >>>>   
   >>>>>Dave wrote:   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>>>Don't Worry  Don't Fuss   
   >>>>>>Burgers and Glue?   
   >>>>>>   
   >>>>>>You could make a Great Stew!   
   >>>>>>Could be tough to Chew!   
   >>>>>>   
   >>>>>>Make a new Start   
   >>>>>>Without the Cart   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>>Nnnnooooooo!   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>>Pretty ponies, pets, not dinner   
   >>>>>Besides, I'd be better thinner.   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>>Susan   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>   
   >>>>    Your right, all right!   
   >>>>   
   >>>>    Eating your pets would cause regret.   
   >>>>    You wouldn't be able to look at your vet   
   >>>>     He wouldn't forget!  I'll bet.   
   >>>>   
   >>>>    You will be thinner without your diner.   
   >>>>    Enough  chatter   
   >>>>    Pass the platter, I'll be fatter   
   >>>>    But what the F*** does it matter.   
   >>>   
   >>> Dave:   
   >>>   
   >>> "Your right" made my teeth ache   
   >>> What a glaring grammatical mistake   
   >>> "You're right" represents proper use   
   >>> "Your right" is simple language abuse   
   >>>   
   >>> You meant to rhyme "thinner" with "dinner"   
   >>> But left out an "n" and dinner became thinner   
   >>> As your keyboard skills wane   
   >>> The word "diner" remains   
   >>> Clear evidence of using spellcheck over brains   
   >>>   
   >>> If there's one thing that's worse than a spammer   
   >>> It's someone who uses bad grammar   
   >>> They should be banned from the Net   
   >>> Or, much better yet   
   >>> Be hit on the head with a hammer!   
   >>>   
   >>> Paul   
   >>>   
   >> You have made good use   
   >> of your time with Mother Goose   
   >>   
   >> A Degree   
   >> From Grade 3   
   >> Has set you loose   
   >>   
   >> On to Grade 4   
   >> You bothersome bore   
   >> They will show you more   
   >> If not the door   
   >>   
   >> You may see Grade 5   
   >> by 55!   
   >>   
   >   
   >   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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