From: dangerous@telus.net   
      
   Dave, been reading to your Grandson again. I see you have   
   adopted a new language. LOL   
      
   --   
   Dora   
   Dangerous with Attitude   
      
   I do it cause I can   
   "Dave" wrote in message   
   news:nTTxf.54627$km.46440@edtnps89...   
   >   
   > "Paul" wrote in message   
   > news:43C707B3.5000501@sympatico.ca...   
   >> Dave wrote:   
   >>> "Susan" wrote in message   
   >>> news:1136685461.472513.40650@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...   
   >>>   
   >>>>Dave wrote:   
   >>>>   
   >>>>>Don't Worry Don't Fuss   
   >>>>>Burgers and Glue?   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>>You could make a Great Stew!   
   >>>>>Could be tough to Chew!   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>>Make a new Start   
   >>>>>Without the Cart   
   >>>>   
   >>>>Nnnnooooooo!   
   >>>>   
   >>>>Pretty ponies, pets, not dinner   
   >>>>Besides, I'd be better thinner.   
   >>>>   
   >>>>Susan   
   >>>>   
   >>>   
   >>> Your right, all right!   
   >>>   
   >>> Eating your pets would cause regret.   
   >>> You wouldn't be able to look at your vet   
   >>> He wouldn't forget! I'll bet.   
   >>>   
   >>> You will be thinner without your diner.   
   >>> Enough chatter   
   >>> Pass the platter, I'll be fatter   
   >>> But what the F*** does it matter.   
   >>   
   >> Dave:   
   >>   
   >> "Your right" made my teeth ache   
   >> What a glaring grammatical mistake   
   >> "You're right" represents proper use   
   >> "Your right" is simple language abuse   
   >>   
   >> You meant to rhyme "thinner" with "dinner"   
   >> But left out an "n" and dinner became thinner   
   >> As your keyboard skills wane   
   >> The word "diner" remains   
   >> Clear evidence of using spellcheck over brains   
   >>   
   >> If there's one thing that's worse than a spammer   
   >> It's someone who uses bad grammar   
   >> They should be banned from the Net   
   >> Or, much better yet   
   >> Be hit on the head with a hammer!   
   >>   
   >> Paul   
   >>   
   > You have made good use   
   > of your time with Mother Goose   
   >   
   > A Degree   
   > From Grade 3   
   > Has set you loose   
   >   
   > On to Grade 4   
   > You bothersome bore   
   > They will show you more   
   > If not the door   
   >   
   > You may see Grade 5   
   > by 55!   
   >   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   
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