XPost: alt.corel, alt.culture.military-brats   
   From: Harmon@seemysig.com   
      
   This device will never catch on without a cool name.   
      
   I think you should call it the eyeBook. (Unfortunately, iBook is already   
   trademarked.)   
      
   I have also found that the PENCILS deposits tend to become opaque and   
   even illegible over time. A better device is the Nkpn.   
      
   The Nkpn uses a non-degradable semisoluable solution which is integrally   
   bound to the paper and virtually impossible to remove, thereby assuring   
   not only permanence, but if used to encode the username on the   
   frontleaf, sometimes results in the borrower returning the device.   
      
   And no eyeBook is complete without an eyeBookBag, which comes in many   
   different styles & colors and is suitable for transporting the eyeBook,   
   the Nkpn, and what has become an essential accessory, the eyeGlasses,   
   which enables the user to more effectively scan the device while   
   reducing eyestrain and adding at least 20 apparent points of eyeQ.   
   Additional eyeQ can be obtained if the eyeGlasses are appended to a   
   chain, but only if the user is female, and with some unavoidable side   
   effects, such as being named Marion.   
      
   H.   
      
   doug thomas  wrote:   
      
   > I was just sent this by our librarian.   
   >   
   > Doug Thomas - read and enjoy   
   >   
   > Built-in Orderly Organized Knowledge device, or BOOK   
      
   --   
   harmon@mac.com   
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