From: dancetimedj@hotmail.com   
      
   THE SHORT LIFE OF CASUAL DRESS FRIDAY'S   
      
   MEMORANDUM 1:   
      
   Effective immediately, the company is adopting Fridays   
   as Casual Day so that employees may express their diversity.   
      
      
   MEMORANDUM 2:   
      
   Spandex and leather micro-miniskirts are not appropriate attire for   
   Casual Day. Neither are string ties, rodeo belt buckles or moccasins.   
      
      
   MEMORANDUM 3:   
      
   Casual Day refers to dress only, not attitude. When planning   
   Friday's wardrobe, remember image is a key to our success.   
      
      
   MEMORANDUM 4:   
      
   A seminar on how to dress for Casual Day will be held at 4 p.m. Friday   
   in the cafeteria. Fashion show to follow.  Attendance is mandatory.   
      
      
   MEMORANDUM 5:   
      
   As an outgrowth of Friday's seminar, a 14-member Casual Day Task Force   
   has been appointed to prepare guidelines for proper dress.   
      
      
   MEMORANDUM 6:   
      
   The Casual Day Task Force has completed a 30-page manual. A copy of   
   "Relaxing Dress Without Relaxing Company Standards" has been mailed to   
   each employee.  Please review the chapter "You Are What You Wear"   
   and consult the "home casual" versus "business casual" checklist before   
   leaving for work each Friday. If you have doubts about the appropriateness   
   of an item of clothing,  contact your CDTF representative before 7 a.m. on   
   Friday.   
      
      
   MEMORANDUM 7:   
      
   Because of lack of participation, Casual Day has been discontinued,   
   effective immediately.   
      
      
   Rasta  (AKA Tom)   
      
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