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|    18 Feb 08 16:22:01    |
      From: amheater@BYE.SAILORcogeco.ca              I propose ...       "Gary" garpal@shaw.ca       Seeing as how all we have to offer is birthday greetings, and I am tired of       hearing about my own, I would like to propose a comedy challenge. A joke       contest....       ***snipped***               How about ...                     Many aspects of humans sexuality are very puzzling. Take celibacy.       This can be a choice, or a condition imposed by environmental factors.              While attending a Marriage Awareness Weekend, Robert and Mary listened       to the instructor declare 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the       things that are important to each other.'              He addressed the men. 'Can you each name your wife's favourite flower?'              Robert leaned over, touched Mary's arm gently and whispered, 'Self raising,       isn't it?'              Thus began Robert's life of celibacy.              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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