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   Toni to All   
   Re: I propose ...   
   18 Feb 08 16:22:01   
   
   From: amheater@BYE.SAILORcogeco.ca   
      
   I propose ...   
   "Gary" garpal@shaw.ca   
   Seeing as how all we have to offer is birthday greetings, and I am tired of   
   hearing about my own, I would like to propose a comedy challenge. A joke   
   contest....   
   ***snipped***   
      
       How about ...   
      
      
   Many aspects of humans sexuality are very puzzling.    Take celibacy.   
   This can be a choice,    or a condition imposed by environmental factors.   
      
   While attending a Marriage  Awareness  Weekend,   Robert and Mary listened   
   to the instructor declare 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the   
   things that are important to each other.'   
      
   He addressed the men. 'Can you each name your wife's favourite flower?'   
      
   Robert leaned over, touched Mary's arm gently and whispered, 'Self raising,   
   isn't it?'   
      
   Thus began Robert's life of celibacy.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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