From: amheater@BYE.SAILORcogeco.ca   
      
   I propose ..."Gary"  wrote in message   
   Seeing as how all we have to offer is birthday greetings, and I am tired of   
   hearing about my own, I would like to propose a comedy challenge. A joke   
   contest....   
   ***snipped***   
      
   Another ....   
      
      
   One hot summer day, a Newfie came to town with his dog, tied it under the   
   shade of a tree, and headed into the bar for a cold one.   
      
   Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the bar and asked, "Who owns the   
   dog tied under that tree outside?"   
      
   The Newfie said it was his.   
      
   "Your dog seems  to be in heat" the officer said.   
      
   The Newfie  replied, "No way. She's cool  'cause she's tied up under that   
   shade tree."   
      
   The policeman said, "No! You  don't understand. Your dog needs to be bred."   
      
   "No way," said the Newfie. "That dog don't need bread. She ain't hungry   
   cause I fed her this mornin'."   
      
   The exasperated policeman said, "NO! You don't understand; your dog wants to   
   have sex!"   
      
   (You gotta love this)   
      
   The Newfie looked at the cop and said, "Well, go ahead. I always wanted a   
   police dog."   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)