From: dancetimedj@hotmail.com   
      
   Gary garbled:   
   Seeing as how all we have to offer is birthday greetings, and I am tired of   
   hearing   
   about my own, I would like to propose a comedy challenge. A joke contest....   
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   At 3 A.M. a couple awakens to a knock on the door. The man   
   gets up and sees a stranger asking for a push.   
      
   "Not a chance," yells the husband, "It's 3:00 in the morning!"   
   With that , he returns to bed.   
      
   "Who was it?" asks his wife.   
      
   "Some guy asking for a push. I told him to get lost."   
      
   "What?" she asks, "Don't you remember that time when we   
   broke down and that guy helped us? You should help him."   
      
   The man guiltily returns to the door calling out, "Hello, do you   
   still need a push?"   
      
   "Yes, please," comes the answer.   
      
   "Where are you?"   
      
   "Over here, on the swing."   
      
   --   
      
   Rasta  (AKA Tom)   
      
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   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)