From: amheater@BYE.SAILORcogeco.ca   
      
   I propose ..."Gary"  wrote  I would like to propose a comedy challenge.   
   **snipped**   
      
   Canadian, eh?   
      
   A young man from Victoria, BC was hired as the lifeguard at the pool at   
   the Prime Minister's residence at 24 Sussex Drive.   
      
   The Harper family was making use of the pool when one of their two children   
   encountered some difficulty and cried for help.   
      
   The lifeguard ignored the cries, so Stephen himself had to plunge into   
   the pool to rescue the boy.  Afterwards, Harper grilled the lifeguard.   
      
   "You ass! Didn't you see that my son was in trouble?"   
      
   "Yes, sir, but I can't swim."   
      
   "How the hell did you land the job of lifeguard, then?"   
      
   ''I'm bilingual."   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)