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    Two Parrots   
      
      
   A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem.   
   I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."   
      
   "What do they say?" the priest inquired.   
      
   They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"   
      
   "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a moment.   
   "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male   
   talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your   
   parrots over to my house and we'll put them in the cage with them. My   
   parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship and your parrots are sure   
   to stop saying that phrase in no time."   
      
   "Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution."   
      
   The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he   
   ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage,   
   holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her   
   parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in   
   unison: "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"   
      
   There was stunned silence.   
      
   Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and   
   exclaimed,"Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered!"   
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
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    Two Parrots 
   
      
   
   
    
   
   
A lady goes to her priest one day   
   and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but   
   they only know how to say one thing."
   
    
   
   
"What do they say?" the   
   priest inquired.
   
    
   
   
They say, "Hi, we're hookers!   
   Do you want to have some fun?"
   
    
   
   
"That's obscene!" the   
   priest exclaimed, then he thought for a moment. 
   
   "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I   
   have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible.   
   Bring your parrots over to my house and we'll put them in the cage with them.   
   My parrots can    
   teach your parrots to pray and worship and your parrots are sure to stop   
   saying that phrase in no time."
   
    
   
   
"Thank you," the woman   
   responded, "this may very well be the solution."
   
    
   
   
The next day, she brought her female   
   parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male   
   parrots were inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed,   
   she walked over and    
   placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female parrots cried   
   out in unison: "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
   
    
   
   
There was stunned silence.
   
    
   
   
Shocked, one male parrot looked over   
   at the other male parrot and exclaimed,"Put the beads away, Frank. Our   
   prayers have been answered!"
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
      
      
      
      
      
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