From: dancetimedj@hotmail.com   
      
   YOU PROBABLY WOULDN'T WANT TO HEAR THIS   
      
   Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.   
      
   If you look out of the window on the port, or left, side of the aircraft you   
   will see that the inner engine is on fire just below the fuel tanks in the   
   wing. If you look out at the starboard, or right, wing you will observe that   
   a widening crack has developed at the wing root, making it unlikely that the   
   wing will remain attached to the fuselage.   
      
   If you look down at the surface of the sea over which the aircraft is   
   flying, you will notice a small orange dot. This is a life-raft. In it are   
   your co-pilot, your flight engineer and myself.   
      
   This has been a recorded announcement."   
      
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   --   
      
   Rasta  (AKA Tom)   
      
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