From: dancetimedj@hotmail.com   
      
   Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't   
   prepared for the answer.   
      
   In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first   
   witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and   
   asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know   
   you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've   
   been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you   
   manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a   
   big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to   
   anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you..'   
      
      
   The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the   
   room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'She again   
   replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster,   
   too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a   
   normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in   
   the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different   
   women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'The defense attorney   
   nearly died.   
      
   The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet   
   voice, said, 'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send   
   you both to the electric chair.'   
      
      
      
   Rasta  (AKA Tom)   
      
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