From: dancetimedj@hotmail.com   
      
                                    20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of   
   Insanity   
      
      
      
   1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair   
   Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.   
      
   2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.   
      
   3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, a ask If They Want Fries   
   with that.   
      
   4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".   
      
   5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over   
   Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.   
      
   6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write " For Smuggling Diamonds".   
      
   7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".   
      
   8. Don't use any punctuation.   
      
   9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.   
      
   10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.   
      
   11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".   
      
   12. Sing Along At The Opera.   
      
   1 3. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?   
      
   14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All   
   Day.   
      
   15 .. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party   
   Because You're Not In the Mood.   
      
   16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.   
      
   17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"   
      
   18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling   
   "Run For Your Lives! They 're Loose!"   
      
   19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To   
   Have To Let One Of You Go."   
      
   20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity   
      
      
   Send This Message To Someone To Make Them Smile.   
      
   It ' s Called .... therapy.   
      
      
      
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   need to.   
      
   --   
      
   Rasta  (AKA Tom)   
      
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    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)