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   Re: Jokes - eh!   
   11 Mar 08 05:25:23   
   
   From: dancetimedj@hotmail.com   
      
   Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done   
   about her constipation.   
      
   "It's terrible," she said, "I haven't moved my bowels in a   
   week."   
      
   "I see. Have you done anything about it?" asked the doctor.   
      
   "Naturally," she replied, "I sit in the bathroom for a   
   half-hour in the morning and again at night."   
      
   "No," the doctor said, "I mean do you take anything?"   
      
   "Naturally," she answered, "I take a book."   
      
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