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   From: dangerous@telus.net   
      
   Number seven is one of lives truths......best  advice ever.   
      
   --   
   Dora   
   Dangerous with Attitude   
      
   I do it cause I can   
   "Susan"  wrote in message   
   news:36bc786a-0e1f-45a1-9ced-99c826efaf58@i7g2000prf.googlegroups.com...   
   > Amazingly simple home remedies ...   
   >   
   > 1. When choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water   
   > down your throat.  Presto!  The blockage will instantly remove   
   > itself.   
   >   
   > 2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone   
   > else to hold the veggies while you chop.   
   >   
   > 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by   
   > using the sink.   
   >   
   > 4. To treat high blood pressure: simply cut yourself and bleed for a   
   > few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use   
   > a timer.   
   >   
   > 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you   
   > from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze   
   > button.   
   >   
   > 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you   
   > will be afraid to cough.   
   >   
   > 7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape.  If it   
   > doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.  If it shouldn't move and   
   > does, use the duct tape.   
   >   
   > 8. When confused, remember, everyone seems normal until you get to   
   > know them.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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