From: dancetimedj@hotmail.com   
      
   Makes Sense To Me.....   
      
      
   A Corporal was sitting in his pit eating one ration pack after another.   
   After finishing the 6th one, his Platoon Commander, straight out of   
   RMC in a pit across from him yelled out.   
      
   " Hey Corporal do you know eating all those ration packs isn't good   
   for you. Your eating all your food for the next week. It will give   
   you acne, rot your teeth and make you fat"   
      
   The Corporal replied" My first Platoon Commander was in the Army for   
   35 years, reached the rank of Major General and lived to be 107 years old"   
      
   "Oh?" he replied impressed with what he was just told. " Did your   
   first Platoon Commander eat 6 ration packs at a time?"   
      
   "No" replied the Corporal " He minded his own F'N business!!"   
      
      
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