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   4:00 PM  Opening Flag Burning Ceremony   
   4:05 PM  Singing of "God Damn America" led by Rev. Jeremiah   
   Wright   
   4:10 PM  Pledge of Allegiance to Obama   
   4:14 PM  Reading the 6 Commandments Led By Chas Schummer   
   4:15 PM  Ceremonial "I hate America" led by Michelle Obama   
   4:30 PM  Tips on Dodging Sniper Fire, Hillary Clinton   
   4:45 PM  Al Sharpton Leads Castrati Choir in Singing "Great   
   Balls of Fire"   
   4:49 PM  Fund Raising  J .Edwards   
   5:00 PM  UFO Abduction Survival - Joe Biden   
   5:30 PM  Eliot Spitzer Speaks on "Family Values" via Satellite   
   5:45 PM  Tribute to All 57 States   "Occupyer Choir"   
   5:50 PM  How I Invented The Internet and Global Warming   A. Gore   
   6:00 PM  Joe Biden Delivers 100,000-Word Speech Featuring 23-   
   Minute Question and 2-Hour Answer   
   8:30 PM  Airing of Grievances by the Clintons   
   9:00 PM  Bill Clinton Delivers Rousing Endorsement of Obama Girl   
   9:05 PM  Real Estate Tips    B. Frank   
   9:15 PM  Tribute Film to Freedom Fighters at Gitmo, Michael Moore   
   9:45 PM  Personal Finance Seminar - Charlie Rangel   
   10:00 PM  Denunciation of THE N.R.A..  Barbara Boxer   
   10:15 PM  Fund Raising Tips    G. Clooney   
   10:30 PM  Ceremonial Waving of White Flag for IRAQ, & Afghanistan   
   11:00 PM  Obama Energy Plan Symposium/tire gauge Demonstration   
   11:15 PM  Free Gov. Blagojevich rally   
   11:20 PM  How I Killed Bin Laden  - B. Hussein Obama   
   11:30 PM  Obama Accepts Tony and Latin Grammy Awards   
   11:45 PM  Feeding of the Delegates with 5 Loaves and 2 Fish,   
   Obama Presiding   
   12:00 AM  Official Nomination of Obama by Bill Maher   
   12:01 AM  Obama Accepts Nomination as Lord and Savior   
   12:05 AM  Celestial Choirs Sing   
   3:00 AM  Biden Delivers Acceptance Speech   
      
      
   Note: There is one omission in the list above.   
      
   Memorial recognition of Obama's surrogate son, Trayvon, will be   
   in conjunction with the 12:05 AM event.   
   ==================================   
   OPTION: Closing with a Declaration of War on the rich.   
      
   To be decided just before the Convention   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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