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   XPost: alt.politics.democrats, alt.politics.usa.republican   
   From: katt@gmail.com   
      
   Climate Change Explains EVERYTHING!   
      
   Climate Change makes for shorter winters, except for when it makes for longer   
   winters.   
      
   Climate Change means less snow, except for when Climate Change means more   
   snow.   
      
   And Climate Change causes droughts in California and floods in Texas and   
   Oklahoma and generally makes wet places wetter and dry places dryer, except   
   when it makes wet places drier and dry places wetter, except when none of that   
   changes at all, and then Climate Change explains that too!   
      
   And Climate Change causes more hurricanes at the same time as it causes less   
   hurricanes.   
      
   Climate Change causes more rain but less water... and less rain but more   
   water?   
      
   And Climate Change causes more water vapour in the atmosphere, at the same   
   time it causes less rain... and less water vapour in the atmosphere, when it   
   causes MORE rain?   
      
   Climate Change decreases the spread of malaria at the same time as it   
   increases the spread of malaria.   
      
   Climate Change makes San Francisco foggier... Climate Change makes San   
   Francisco less foggy.   
      
   Climate Change causes duller autumn leaves... Climate Change causes shinier   
   autumn leaves.   
      
   Climate Change makes for less salty seas... Climate Change makes for saltier   
   seas.   
      
   Climate Change causes the polar ice caps to melt... Climate Change also causes   
   the polar ice caps to freeze.   
      
   Climate Change makes the Earth hotter, unless the Earth isn't getting   
   hotter... in which case, Climate Change can explain that too.   
      
   What's the problem here? This sounds like the perfect scientific theory. It   
   can explain literally everything including self contradictory things.   
      
   This means it's absolutely perfect, doesn't it?   
      
   Well no, not according to Karl Popper and the philosophers of science and   
   within the philosophy of science there's something called the demarcation   
   problem... how do you differentiate science from pseudo-science?   
      
   The left won't LET you, and brands you a denierrrrrrr(whining).   
      
      
      
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   December:   
      
   Chicago's Snowiest Start To Winter Since 1978   
   Weather Network In Decline   
   India Plans Coal Expansion Through 2047   
   More Flawed Climate Papers To Be Retracted?   
      
   Major Arctic Outbreaks Lining Up For North America   
   A Natural Climate Shift In 1998?   
      
   Nature Retracts 'Catastrophic Climate Costs' Paper After Major Errors Exposed   
      
   The Oceans Are Now The Coolest They've Been Since 2017   
      
   Snow Hits Morocco's High Atlas   
      
   Global Temperatures Cooled In November   
   Australia's Historic Summer Cold   
   China's Deep Early-Freeze   
   Arctic Blast To Break Records Across U.S.   
      
   Canberra's First Freezing Summer Temp On Record   
   Northern China To -42.7C   
   Winter Arrives In North America   
      
   Record-Cold Start To Summer For Australia's SE   
   Mumbai Shivers   
   Saskatchewan To -30.2C   
   Arctic Outbreak Signaled For North America   
      
   Fierce Cold Sweeps India   
   Greenland At -50.9C   
   Hungary's Apple Crop At Record Low   
   Strong Ski Season In France   
   Thanksgiving Winter   
      
   A Meter Of Snow Hits The Alps   
   Thanksgiving Blizzards   
   Weak La Niña Holds   
   Polar Vortex Collapses   
   Arctic 'Methane Bomb' Fizzles Out   
      
   Record Cold Northern India   
   Northeast China To -31.1C (-24F)   
   Russia's First -50C (-58F)   
   November Snow Blankets Tunisia And Algeria   
      
   UK's Coldest November Low In 15 Years   
   Snow From Belarus To Spain   
      
   Deepest Snow In Decades Hits Wales   
   Fennoscandia Plunged Into Deep Winter   
      
   Cold Records From Mumbai To Madhya Pradesh   
   Europe Freezes, Snow In London   
   New England Sees Record November Snow   
   + A Taste Of Arctic Air For Thanksgiving Week, Then The "Full Load"   
      
   New England Buries Another Climate Prediction   
   Indore Sets Cold-Wave Record   
   Cold And Snow To Wallop Europe   
   	   
   La Niña Strengthens - And Global Sea Surface Temperature Rapidly Cool   
   West Antarctica's Melt Is Coming From Below   
   Study Says Early-Holocene CO2 Matched Today   
      
   Early Cold Slams India   
   South Korea Freezes   
   Arctic Air Sweeping Europe   
   WaPo's Snow Story Falls Apart   
   Climate Coverage Is Collapsing   
   + Urbanization Bias, Not CO2   
      
      
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