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   AlleyCat to All   
   We Are At War With Greenland!   
   12 Jan 26 12:41:41   
   
   XPost: alt.fan.rush-limbaugh, alt.politics.democrats   
   From: katt@gmail.com   
      
   On Mon, 12 Jan 2026 10:01:45 -0800,  Alan says...   
      
   > > Which could be myriad other things NOT including military action(s).   
   >   
   > '?If we don?t take Greenland, Russia or China will, and I?m not letting   
   > that happen,? Trump told reporters aboard Air Force One, despite neither   
   > country laying claim to the vast island.'   
      
   Prove it that Trump and team mean to "take" Greenland by force, or shut the   
   fuck up, pussy.   
      
   I've already explained what rhetoric and language can do for negotiations, you   
   freak fuck.   
      
   If you really think Trump will take Greenland by force, say it, instead of   
   posting rhetoric.   
      
   You can't and you won't, because you know I'm right and you are wrong and that   
   eats you up!   
      
   Show us the U.S. amassing tanks and artillery... planes and drones, on the   
   frozen, windswept coastlines of the North Atlantic, as the horizon fills with   
   the silhouettes of an arriving carrier strike group."   
      
   SOLDIERS! Don't forget the millions of soldiers.   
      
   The Trump-class battleships, led by the USS Defiant, cut a massive and   
   imposing profile against the churning gray waters of the North Atlantic. At   
   nearly 40,000 tons-three times the size of a modern destroyer-these "super   
   combatants" serve as the centerpiece of the Golden Fleet, their angular,   
   stealth-integrated hulls designed as much for psychological awe as for raw   
   lethality.   
      
   On their decks, the silhouettes of long-range hypersonic missile launchers and   
   high-energy laser turrets glint under the pale Arctic sun, while their forward   
   batteries house the electromagnetic rail-guns intended to "kill the archers"   
   from hundreds of miles away.   
      
   As the carrier strike group anchors off the jagged, ice-rimmed coast, the   
   transition to land is relentless:   
      
   Tanks and Artillery: Heavy transport ships lower ramps to offload columns of   
   M1A2 Abrams tanks and M109 Paladin howitzers, their desert-tan paint a stark,   
   jarring contrast against the white glacial shelf and black volcanic rock.   
      
   Planes and Drones: Overhead, the scream of F-35C Lightning IIs is joined by   
   the persistent hum of unmanned loyal wingmen and high-altitude surveillance   
   drones, circling like birds of prey to map the tundra for any sign of   
   resistance.   
      
   Logistics: Massive V-22 Ospreys shuttle personnel and supplies from the   
   battleship hangars to the shore, establishing a permanent, fortified foothold   
   on the world's largest island.   
      
   Step 2: The Diplomatic Shockwave   
      
   The reaction is not just a flurry of memos; it is an existential "heart   
   attack" for the Western world order.   
      
   The "End of NATO" Ultimatum: In Copenhagen, Danish Prime Minister Mette   
   Frederiksen has moved past polite disagreement to a cold, trembling fury. Her   
   public address today echoed across the Atlantic: "If the United States attacks   
   a NATO ally to seize its territory, then the alliance is not just broken-it is   
   dead."   
      
   The European Defense Pact: In a historic pivot, France, Germany, and Poland   
   have activated an emergency "Triple Entente" strategy. They are no longer just   
   issuing joint statements; they are drafting operational plans to provide a   
   "sovereignty shield" for Denmark. The European Commissioner for Defense has   
   openly stated that EU treaties legally mandate all member states to assist   
   Denmark in the event of U.S. aggression.   
      
   The UN Security Council Standstill: In New York, an emergency session has been   
   called. While the U.S. holds a veto to block any formal resolution or   
   sanctions, the floor has become a theater of isolation. Even traditional   
   'middle-ground" nations are reportedly backing a General Assembly "Uniting for   
   Peace" resolution to declare the U.S. mobilization a flagrant violation of   
   Article 2(4) of the UN Charter-the very law that forbids the seizure of   
   territory by force.   
      
   The 'diplomatic recourse" you mentioned is now the only gear turning in the   
   machinery of the global community, as they realize that the post-WWII security   
   architecture-built on the sanctity of borders-is effectively being dismantled   
   by its own architect.   
      
   LOL   
      
   The stuff of movies, you fucking idiot. NOT Trump's plans.   
      
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   "Trump Derangement Syndrome" Is a Real Mental Condition   
      
   All you need to know about "Trump Derangement Syndrome," or TDS.   
      
   "Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) is a mental condition in which a person has   
   been driven effectively insane due to their dislike of Donald Trump, to the   
   point at which they will abandon all logic and reason."   
      
   Justin Raimondo, the editorial director of Antiwar.com, wrote a piece in the   
   Los Angeles Times in 2016 that broke TDS down into three distinct phases or   
   stages:   
      
   "In the first stage of the disease, victims lose all sense of proportion. The   
   president-elect's every tweet provokes a firestorm, as if 140 characters were   
   all it took to change the world."   
      
   "The mid-level stages of TDS have a profound effect on the victim's   
   vocabulary: Sufferers speak a distinctive language consisting solely of   
   hyperbole."   
      
   "As TDS progresses, the afflicted lose the ability to distinguish fantasy from   
   reality."   
      
   The Point here is simple: TDS is, in the eyes of its adherents, the knee-jerk   
   opposition from liberals to anything and everything Trump does. If Trump   
   announced he was donating every dollar he's ever made, TDS sufferers would   
   suggest he was up to something nefarious, according to the logic of TDS.   
   There's nothing - not. one. thing. - that Trump could do or say that would be   
   received positively by TDSers.   
      
   The history of Trump Derangement Syndrome actually goes back to the early   
   2000s - a time when the idea of Trump as president was a punch line for late-   
   night comics and nothing more.   
      
   Wikipedia traces its roots to "Bush Derangement Syndrome" - a term first   
   coined by the late conservative columnist Charles Krauthammer back in 2003.   
   The condition, as Krauthammer defined it, was "the acute onset of paranoia in   
   otherwise normal people in reaction to the policies, the presidency - nay -   
   the very existence of George W. Bush."   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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