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   Message 124 of 167   
   UC to All   
   Re: Why world peace is tough!   
   06 Oct 04 22:09:50   
   
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   From: UC@gmail.com   
      
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     "Sam"  wrote in message news:re19d.15537$MV5.   
   1678@clgrps13...   
     Why world peace is tough!   
     Two Arabs boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the   
   other sat next to him in the middle seat.   
      
     Just before takeoff, an American sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff,   
   the American kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when   
   the Arab in the window seat said, "I need to get up and get a coke."   
      
     "Don't get up," said the American, "I'm in the aisle seat; I'll get it for   
   you."   
      
     As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the American's shoe and spat   
   in it. When the American returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That   
   looks good, I'd really like one, too."   
      
     Again, the American obligingly went to fetch it.   
      
     While he was gone the other Arab picked up the American's other shoe and   
   spat in it.   
      
     When the American returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the   
   plane was landing, the American slipped his feet into his shoes and knew   
   immediately what had happened.   
      
     "Why does it have to be this way?" he asked.   
      
     "How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred?   
   This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?"   
      
      
      
     That's great.  Good one.  lmao   
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
   
 
       
       
"Sam" <sam@hotmail.com>       wrote         in message news:re19d.15537$MV       .11678@clgrps13...
       
       
       

Why world peace is         tough!

       

Two Arabs boarded a flight out         of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the       middle         seat.

       

Just before takeoff, an       American         sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the American kicked his shoes       off,         wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said,         "I need to get up and get a coke."

       

"Don't get up," said         the American, "I'm in the aisle seat; I'll get it for        you."

       

As soon as he left, one of the         Arabs picked up the American's shoe and spat in it. When the American       returned         with the coke, the other Arab said, "That looks good, I'd really like       one,         too."

       

Again, the American obligingly         went to fetch it.

       

While he was gone the other       Arab         picked up the American's other shoe and spat in it.

       

When the American returned,       they         all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the American         slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had         happened.

       

"Why does it have to be       this         way?" he asked.

       

"How long must this go on?         This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This       spitting         in shoes and pissing in cokes?"

       

 

       

That's great.  Good one.          lmao

              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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