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   Daryl to All   
   Mary, Monkey, Sun, Tree and Penis Whores   
   20 Feb 21 10:19:07   
   
   From: darylkabatoff@yahoo.ca   
      
   Mary, Monkey, Sun, Tree and Penis Whoreshippers - Part D - Daryl Kabatoff   
   February 20th 2021 12:11 pm 66,934 words   
      
   This book is dedicated to the memory of online poker player Madmooselle Moire   
   Monet (pronounced “Mon A”), she was a princess who lived in a palace in   
   Paris and suffered from urinary incontinence and an itchy ear. Later Monet   
   revealed her true    
   identity, she was the Virgin Queen of Bosnia, living in exile in a palace in   
   Paris where she would frequently piss her panties. Moire Monet claimed it was   
   her destiny to regain her throne and unite the Balkans, then go on to invade   
   Turkey and udderly    
   crush Islam. Monet said she wanted women to secure Europe and help her rule   
   Bosnia or end up being sex slaves. Moire Monet proclaimed her love for Tucker   
   Carlson, Laura Ingraham, Judge Jeanine Pirro, Sanity for Sweden, Salty   
   Cracker, The Constitution of    
   the United States of America, and for fellow poker player Guest517 (who   
   dresses like a dork). The Madmooselle was banned from the MSN platform on   
   February 16th 2021, she leaves behind several broken hearts and a large   
   assortment of very nice clothes.   
      
      
   “The very concept of a nation founded by European settlers is offensive to   
   me. Old stock White Canadians are an unpleasant relic, and quite frankly,   
   replaceable. And we will replace them." - Canadian Prime Minister Justin   
   Trudeau, when asked to comment    
   on his Open Borders Immigration Strategy, speaking without preparation,   
   without the aid of a writer   
      
   “Christians are the worst part of Canadian society.” - Canadian Prime   
   Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without preparation, without the aid of a   
   writer   
      
   “Honour killings shouldn’t be called ‘barbaric.’” - Canadian Prime   
   Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without preparation, without the aid of a   
   writer   
      
   “They are not sexual assaults, but ‘honour’ rapes.” - Canadian Prime   
   Minister Justin Trudeau speaking without preparation, without the aid of a   
   writer   
      
   "We have put together, I think, the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud   
   organization in the history of American politics." - Joe Biden speaking   
   without preparation, without the aid of a writer   
      
   “Who remembers the Armenian genocide? If they can’t remember the Armenian   
   genocide, who is going to be concerned about the Jews?” - Adolph Hitler   
   speaking without preparation, without the aid of a writer   
      
   “Without writers, nothing speak so good in word stuff.” - Eddie Izzard   
      
      
      The biggest gold play in the world may be the golden triangle in northwest   
   British Columbia Canada, the companies that have staked claims have absolutely   
   massively sized claims. It is illegal for Canadians to pan or sluice the   
   rivers and creeks in    
   this large region of the province of British Columbia, the land is reserved   
   for the rich elite who can afford a team of lawyers to stake the claims.   
   Similarly it is illegal to pan for gold in the creeks and rivers in Magadan,   
   as all the gold belongs to    
   Putin. The governments in both Canada and Russia prefer that you are poor and   
   that you don’t have a firearm. Maybe we should emigrate to Finland, the   
   people in Finland take pride in making firearms, we could take our metal   
   working and other tools with    
   us to Finland and be a blessing to the people of that nation. We can’t stay   
   in Canada as all the political parties allow people to be tortured to death   
   with psychiatric drugs, they even train Hindus, Sikhs and Islamists to become   
   psychiatrists at the    
   University of Saskatchewan, and all the political parties want votes from   
   these “immigrants”. If you sing Jingle Bells and adopt the Catholic   
   fertility rites, then you will gain favors (employment, spouse and family) and   
   of course never be persecuted    
   for your beliefs. Try to tell these Catholics that they have Egyptian penises   
   on the roofs of their churches and they will call you a pedophile and hand you   
   over to a Hindu psychiatrist who will tell you that you think too much about   
   penises. Try to tell    
   these Catholics that their priests are teaching traditions in place of God’s   
   Commandments, try to tell them that their churches are censoring Scriptural   
   references to cannibalism, and you will be arrested for upsetting Catholics in   
   the community, then    
   you will be driven past the four Egyptian dinks built into the front gates of   
   the University of Saskatchewan and handed over to a Hindu psychiatrist who   
   will say you think too much about penises and cannibals. Or you will be handed   
   over to psychiatrist    
   Doctor Gene Marcoux who will say that everybody turns trees into decorated   
   blinkin’ idols and sings Jingle Bells, and if you think otherwise then you   
   are deluded and deserving of a needle up your arse. Then with your jaw locked   
   open and your skin and    
   tongue turned to hard leather, and with your head pounding in pain, try to   
   tell people in the community that you are being tortured by Hindus and listen   
   to the laughter. You have Egyptian penises on the roofs of your God-damned   
   Catholic churches    
   including upon many of the Seventh-day Adventist (aka Catholic) churches, your   
   priests and ministers teach you to turn your homes into blinkin’ temples of   
   fertility, you sing Jingle Bells, claim Jews run the world, and you are happy.   
   And it makes you    
   even happier when you see that your so-called Protestant Queen teaches you to   
   abide by Catholic fertility rites.   
      
      
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