XPost: can.general, can.politics   
   From: Bilderberg..sucks@New.World   
      
   John Flatulence-ism Fleming said   
      
   On Wed, 13 Jul 2011 23:38:57 -0600, while chained to a desk   
   in the scriptorium Canuck57  wrote:   
   > $On 10/07/2011 9:47 PM, merlin! wrote:   
      
   > $> They do seem to be stroking each others "financial acumen" a lot... if   
   > you   
   > $> know what I mean. ;)   
   > $   
   > $I thank you for reminding us why doing it right matters.   
      
   >I guess we can look at merlin and say, "there, but for the   
   >grace of God, go I".   
      
   >A question crossed my mind.  I wonder how many packs of   
   >cigarettes a day merlin smokes.   
      
   And here is how everyone can look at you as nothing more then a puppet with   
   a sad little life, and see if you fit the same agenda..   
      
   So.. What is the best way to describe the Global Elite and how the Global   
   Elite of the Elites are viewed in the world. Well, it been said, they are a   
   like creatures of the night called "Ferengi Elitists...."   
      
   Here is what the Elite what for people   
      
   They the Global Elite and their culture (Cult or Cultists) are characterized   
   by a mercantile obsession with profit and trade and their constant efforts   
   to swindle people in the world into bad deals, so they can create their   
   kingdom of slaves to control. They are also known for their business acumen,   
   and rabid obsession to exploit common property and resources.   
      
   The ultimate aim of this group is to make ever more profit, even through   
   world   
   expansion by invading other countries and raping and pillaging their   
   resources,   
   which in their minds is only constant acquisition (see the Rules of   
   Acquisition), or trade for the global Elite. In the past, acquisition has   
   been gained through attacking other countries and taking anything of value.   
   Recently they determined that one cannot make a profit if one is blown up,   
   and that peaceful trade is more profitable, so this hostile approach has   
   become less desirable on the whole to the global elite.   
      
   The Ferengi Global Elite Alliance initially operated as a mostly patriarchal   
   society, however an offshoot of women worshiping cultists has gained   
   political influence recently, with many female deities worshipped. There is   
   a strong Ferengi presence in all national political systems through out the   
   world, as their corruption, greed, and lust for power spread unceasingly.   
   The Global Elite Alliance remained neutral during the destructive World   
   wars, and actually profited by funding both sides, and loaning large sums of   
   money to the combatant nations.   
      
   Their home planet, somewhere in the Orion constellation according to their   
   legend, is   
   the center of the Ferengi Galactic Alliance and is governed by the Grand   
   Poobah   
   they call the 'all seeing one' who's name is best translated as 'The shiny   
   one' who exists in constant darkness, and accidently poked out his own eye   
   while eating, and is often depicted as an eyeball floating over a plate of   
   food. The Ferengi Galactic Alliance consists of a Commerce Authority made   
   primarily of the "Council of Economic Advisors" (formerly Board of   
   Liquidators). Like most of their culture, their religion is based on the   
   principles of capitalism, cannibalism, and cloning and wild sex partys: they   
   offer prayers, blood sacrifice and monetary offerings to a "Blessed   
   Exchequer" in hopes of entering the "Divine Treasury" upon death, and fear   
   an afterlife spent in the "Vault of Eternal Destitution".   
      
   Noteworthy; Ferengi males are neither buried nor cremated when they die.   
   Rather, the dying male puts his body up for auction to the highest bidder   
   and the dead body is carved up into 33 little pieces that are   
   vacuum-desiccated, preserved and packaged for sale as mementos of a worthy   
   life. Their concepts of the afterlife are a mirror of their pursuit of   
   wealth in life. When a Ferengi dies, he is said to meet the Blessed   
   Exchequer, who reviews the financial statements of that Ferengi's entire   
   life. If he earned a profit, he is ushered into Ferengi heaven: the Divine   
   Treasury, where the Celestial Auctioneers allow him to bid on a new life.   
   Alliance members who were not financially successful in life are damned to   
   the Vault of Eternal Destitution.   
      
   When the Ferengi elite prays or bows in reverence, he holds his hands in a   
   bowl shape with his wrists together. A typical Ferengi prayer begins with   
   this phrase: "Blessed Exchequer, whose greed is eternal, allow this bribe to   
   open your ears and hear this plea from your most humble debtor." As is   
   typical, this is accompanied by placing a slip of lithium into a small   
   statue made in the Exchequer's likeness. Ferengi also make regular   
   pilgrimages to Earth's Wall Street, which they view as a holy site of   
   commerce and business   
      
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