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   Neil to Chom Noamsky   
   Re: Canadian small business story   
   20 Oct 11 19:02:56   
   
   XPost: can.politics   
   From: deetsken@hotmail.com   
      
   On 20/10/2011 5:29 PM, Chom Noamsky wrote:   
   > Revenue Canada showed up to audit a small business.   
   >   
   > "We're particularly interested in seeing your payroll", said Revenue   
   > Canada.   
   >   
   > "Well, I have two guys on payroll", the owner replied.   
   >   
   > "What compensation do they get?" asked Revenue Canada.   
   >   
   > "The one guy gets $1200/week and has dental and health insurance. He   
   > works 7.5 hour days, 4 days a week," said the owner.   
   >   
   > "How about the other guy?" asked Revenue Canada.   
   >   
   > "The other guy is a bit of a retard. He's only paid a bottle of whiskey   
   > and $100/month. For that he works 16 hour days and even occasionally   
   > sleeps with my wife."   
   >   
   > "That guy! That's the guy we want to talk to!" said Revenue Canada.   
   >   
   > "That would be me," the owner replied.   
      
      
      
   How shallow and stupid   And I can see the vacant grin on the idiot as   
   he exclaims to himself:   
   " I created something"   
   What a lack of self dignity!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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