XPost: can.politics   
   From: beaver@stew.tasty   
      
   Revenue Canada showed up to audit a small business.   
      
   "We're particularly interested in seeing your payroll", said Revenue Canada.   
      
   "Well, I have two guys on payroll", the owner replied.   
      
   "What compensation do they get?" asked Revenue Canada.   
      
   "The one guy gets $1200/week and has dental and health insurance. He   
   works 7.5 hour days, 4 days a week," said the owner.   
      
   "How about the other guy?" asked Revenue Canada.   
      
   "The other guy is a bit of a retard. He's only paid a bottle of whiskey   
   and $100/month. For that he works 16 hour days and even occasionally   
   sleeps with my wife."   
      
   "That guy! That's the guy we want to talk to!" said Revenue Canada.   
      
   "That would be me," the owner replied.   
      
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