XPost: ab.politics, ont.politics, can.politics
From: ConsR@minority.gov
"Canuck57" wrote in message news:Q3mpr.193
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>
> A Canadian guy traveling in the US on vacation lost his wallet and all of
his identification.
> Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by
the Canadian
> Customs Agent at the border.
>
> "May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent. "I'm sorry, but I
lost my wallet,"
> replied the guy. "Sure buddy, I hear that one every day. No ID, no entry,"
said the agent.
> "But I can prove I'm a Canadian!" he exclaimed."I have a picture of Celine
Dion tattooed on
> one butt cheek and Shania Twain on the other." "This I got to see," replied
the agent.
>
> With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind.
> "By golly, you're right!" exclaimed the agent."Have a safe trip back to
Ottawa "
>
> Thanks!" he said. "But how did you know I was from Canada?
> The agent replied, "I recognized the income tax bill rolled up in the
middle."
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And another one . . . .
Dear Revenue Canada,
Enclosed and attached, you will find my 2011 tax return showing that I owe
$3,407.00 in taxes.
Please also note the attached article from the Toronto Globe and Mail; dated
12 November,
wherein you will see the Canadian Department of National Defense is paying
$171.50 per hammer,
and Fisheries and Oceans Canada has paid $600.00 per toilet seat, for its
icebreakers.
As payment, I am enclosing four (4) toilet seats (valued @ $2,400) and six (6)
hammers valued @
$1,029), which I secured at Canadian Tire, bringing my total remittance to
$3,429.00.
Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to next year's tax bill or a roll of
toilet paper.
It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to
paying it again next
year.
God Bless Canada !
Sincerely,
A Cape Bretoner
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