XPost: ab.politics, on.politics, can.politics   
   From: Canuck57@nospam.com   
      
   A Canadian guy traveling in the US on vacation lost his wallet and all   
   of his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his   
   way home but was stopped by the Canadian Customs Agent at the border.   
      
   "May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent.  "I'm sorry,   
   but I lost my wallet," replied the guy. "Sure buddy, I hear that one   
   every day. No ID, no entry," said the agent. "But I can prove I'm a   
   Canadian!" he exclaimed."I have a picture of Celine Dion tattooed on one   
   butt cheek and Shania Twain on the other." "This I got to see," replied   
   the agent.   
      
   With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind.   
   "By golly, you're right!" exclaimed the agent."Have a safe trip back to   
   Ottawa "   
      
   Thanks!" he said. "But how did you know I was from Canada?   
   The agent replied, "I recognized the income tax bill rolled up in the   
   middle."   
   --   
   Liberal-socialism is a great idea so long as the credit is good and   
   other people pay for it.  When the credit runs out and those that pay   
   for it leave, they can all share having nothing but debt and discontentment.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)