XPost: soc.culture.canada, can.atlantic.general, can.general   
   XPost: can.politics   
   From: abc@a123.ca   
      
   Skip the poem if you wish but do scroll down and see the numerous types   
   of taxes we are paying.   
      
      
                       Amen to this!   
      
      
                                   Tax his land,   
                                   Tax his  bed,   
                                   Tax the table   
                                   At which he's fed.   
      
                                   Tax  his work,   
                                   Tax his pay,   
                                   He works for peanuts   
                                   Anyway!   
      
                                   Tax  his cow,   
                                   Tax his goat,   
                                   Tax his pants,   
                                   Tax his coat.   
      
                                   Tax  his tobacco,   
                                   Tax his drink,   
                                   Tax him if he   
                                   Tries to think.   
      
                                   Tax his car,   
                                   Tax his gas,   
                                   Find other ways   
                                   To tax his ass.   
      
                                   Tax all he has   
                                   Then let him know   
                                   That you won't be done   
                                   Till he has no dough.   
      
                                   When he screams and hollers;   
                                   Then tax him some more,   
                                   Tax him till   
                                   He's good and sore.   
      
                                   Then tax his coffin,   
                                   Tax his grave,   
                                   Tax the sod in   
                                   Which he's laid.   
      
                                   When he's gone,   
                                   Do not relax,   
                                   Its time to apply   
                                   The inheritance tax.   
      
   Taxes we pay:   
                                   Accounts ReceivableTax   
                                   Airline surcharge tax   
                                   Airline FuelTax   
                                   Airport MaintenanceTax   
                                   Building PermitTax   
                                   CigaretteTax   
                                   Corporate IncomeTax   
                                   DeathTax   
                                   Dog LicenseTax   
                                   Driving PermitTax   
                                   EnvironmentalTax (Fee)   
                                   Excise Taxes   
                                   Federal Income Tax   
                                   Federal Unemployment  (UI)   
                                   Fishing License Tax   
                                   Food License Tax   
                                   Gasoline Tax (too much per litre)   
                                   Gross ReceiptsTax   
                                   HealthTax   
                                   Hunting LicenseTax   
                                   HydroTax   
                                   InheritanceTax   
                                   InterestTax   
                                   LiquorTax   
                                   LuxuryTaxes   
                                   Marriage LicenseTax   
                                   MedicareTax   
                                   MortgageTax   
                                   Personal IncomeTax   
                                   PropertyTax   
                                   PovertyTax   
                                   Prescription DrugTax   
                                   Provincial Income and sales tax   
                                   Real EstateTax   
                                   Recreational VehicleTax   
                                   Retail SalesTax   
                                   Service ChargeTax   
                                   SchoolTax   
                                   Telephone FederalTax   
                                   Telephone Federal, Provincial and Local   
      
   Surcharge Taxes:   
                                   Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax   
                                   Vehicle  License Registration Tax   
                                   Vehicle Sales Tax   
                                   WaterTax   
                                   Watercraft  RegistrationTax   
                                   Well PermitTax   
                                   Workers CompensationTax   
      
      
      
                                   THINK THIS IS FUNNY?   
      
      
   Not one of these taxes existed 60 years   
   ago, & our nation was one of the most   
   prosperous in the world.We had absolutely   
   no national debt, had a large middle   
   class, and Mom stayed home to raise the   
   kids.   
      
      
      
   What in "Hell" happened? Can you spell 'politicians?'   
      
   I hope this goes around CANADA at least 100 times.   
      
   YOU can help it get there.   
      
   GO AHEAD - - - be a CANADIAN   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)