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   From: fritz@spamexpire-201305.rodent.frell.theremailer.net   
      
   Edmonton's William Grosvenor, posing as BrotherNathanaelKapner <   
   rotherNathanaelKapnerFoundation@yahoo.com> wrote in news:174ro8t   
   bn6ogqu1ugfar4djat44hq7tfh@4ax.com:   
      
   > Rodd Dares CRA to Collect All I Owe - BC + Alberta- Drugs Selling Is   
   > Taxable   
      
   (Reporter):   
   Hello, everyone, this is your action news reporter with all the   
   news that is news across the nation, on the scene at the   
   supermarket. There seems to have been some disturbance here.   
   Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?   
      
   (Witness):   
   Yeah, I did. I's standin' overe there by the tomaters, and here   
   he come, running through the pole beans, through the fruits and   
   vegetables, nekkid as a jay bird. And I hollered over t' Ethel,   
   I said, "Don't look, Ethel!" But it's too late, she'd already   
   been incensed.   
      
   (Chorus)   
   Here he comes, Humpity, Humpity   
   There he goes, Humpity, Humpity   
   And he ain't wearin' no clothes   
      
   Oh, yes, they call him the Streak   
   Humpity, Humpity   
   Fastest thing on two feet   
   Humpity, Humpity   
   He's just as proud as he can be   
   Of his anatomy   
   He goin' give us a peek   
      
   Oh, yes, they call him the Streak   
   Look at that, look at tha   
   He likes to show off his physique   
   Look at that, look at that   
   If there's an audience to be found   
   He'll be streakin' around   
   Invitin' public critique   
      
   (Reporter):   
   This is your action news reporter once again, and we're here at   
   the gas station. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?   
      
   (Witness):   
   Yeah, I did. I's just in here gettin my car checked, he just   
   appeared out of the traffic. Come streakin' around the grease   
   rack there, didn't have nothin' on but a smile. I looked in   
   there, and Ethel was gettin' her a cold drink. I hollered,   
   "Don't look, Ethel!" But it was too late. She'd already been   
   mooned. Flashed her right there in front of the shock absorbers.   
      
   (Chorus)   
   He ain't crude, Humpity, Humpity   
   He ain't lewd, Humpity, Humpity   
   He's just in the mood to run in the nude   
      
   Oh, yes, they call him the Streak   
   Humpity, Humpity   
   He likes to turn the other cheek   
   Humpity, Humpity   
   He's always makin' the news   
   Wearin' just his tennis shoes   
   Guess you could call him unique   
      
   (Reporter):   
   Once again, your action news reporter in the booth at the Katz   
   Arena, covering the disturbance at the basketball playoff.   
   Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?   
      
   (Witness):   
   Yeah, I did. Half time, I's just goin' down thar to get Ethel a   
   brewski. And here he come, right out of the cheap seats,   
   dribbling, right down the middle of the court. Didn't have on   
   nothing but his F's. Made a hook shot and got out through the   
   concessions stand. I hollered up at Ethel, I said, Don't look,   
   Ethel!" But it was too late. She'd already got a free shot.   
   Grandstandin', right there in front of the home team.   
      
   (Chorus) (Witness):   
   Oh, yes, they call him the Humpboys Streak Here he comes again.   
   Humpity, Humpity Who's that with him? The fastest thing on two   
   feet, Ethel? Is that you, Ethel? Humpity, Humpity What do you   
   think you're He's just as proud as he can be doin'? You git your   
   Of his anatomy clothes on! He's gonna give us a peek at his 1"   
   dickie   
      
   Oh, yes, they call him the Humpboys Streak! Ethel! Where you   
   goin'?   
   Humpity, Humpity - Ethel, you shameless!   
   He likes to show off his 1" dickie, hussy! Say it isn't so,   
   Humpity, Humpity!! Ethel! Ethelllllll!!!   
   If there's an audience to be found   
   He'll be streakin' around   
   Invitin' public ridicule   
      
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtzoUu7w-YM   
      
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   http://tinyurl.com/GROSVENORSUCKS  My Court Shellacking   
   http://tinyurl.com/GROSVENORLEGAL  My Shameful Legal History   
   My Name is William Grosvenor       Certified General Asshole   
      
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