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   Sad: Candidate Who Bankrupted Campaign Will Never Have Opportunity To   
   Fix Nation’s Economy   
      
   WASHINGTON, D.C. — Voters around the nation were immeasurably grieved to   
   hear that the candidate who overspent her campaign account by millions   
   of dollars will now never get the opportunity to fix the American economy.   
      
   According to former Harris campaign staffers, it's an immense tragedy   
   that the American public will never get a chance to witness the   
   spendthrift who blew through over a billion dollars in a matter of   
   months as she repairs the national debt and inflation rate.   
      
   "To be honest, that's why I was rooting for her," said Chaze Henris, who   
   voted for Kamala for economic reasons. "I just wanted to see her go to   
   work on our national debt. I mean, if she could do so little with so   
   much on just her campaign budget, just imagine how she could have   
   impacted our economy. I've been spending far too little on my gas,   
   groceries, and insurance nowadays anyway. Come on, America!"   
      
   Several prominent economics experts such as AOC, Bernie Sanders, and   
   George H. Dwight III, an Ivy League Marxist economist, have confirmed   
   that America really missed out on an opportunity to see Kamala magically   
   do a complete 180° turn on money matters as soon as she got into office.   
      
   At publishing time, Kamala had reportedly been considering an invitation   
   to come down and fix the Venezuelan economy.   
      
   https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-candidate-who-bankrupted-campaig   
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