4 steps:
 
1 Soak dog thoroughly in water
2 Put dripping wet dog in deep-freeze
3 When thoroughly frozen, recover dog from deepfreeze
4 Get a chain-saw and cut dog to pieces.
  While you are sawing, dog goes "Mmmeooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww" 

--- D'Bridge 3.99 SR41
 * Origin: Ceci n'est pas un courriel (2:292/854)